funny witch

keke 24 | more extra than Elio™️

[lilchalamet]

“I’m so excited to be here hosting SNL! As some of you might know, I actually grew up only a few blocks away from here so this is surreal!”

100% Timothée Chalamet, when he hosts SNL

[lilchalamet]

being in love is awful I want to marry him

[lilchalamet]

“Why do you think they don’t end up together? Who says Oliver leaves? I think that they are still very much in love.”

— André Aciman, on whether Elio and Oliver would ever get back together in the book 

[florencesource]

Florence Pugh and Timothée Chalamet as Amy and Laurie in Little Women

[lilchalamet]

saw your blog and i just read “funky bitch” instead of “funny witch” 💖

probably what our boy timothée said in the movie

[lilchalamet]

being in love is the worst thing in the world I’m so happy

[lilchalamet]

whassup hows life how have u been

Ah hello! I’m good I have an internship (wild) a masters degree and a bf?! Literally how did I get here

[lilchalamet]

sometimes when you like someone with a peanut allergy you have a dream where they ask you if you’ve eaten peanuts that day so they can kiss you without needing an epi pen

[lilchalamet]

I WANNA SMOOCH

[lilchalamet]

update: we kissed and now I have been living at his house for over a month

[lilchalamet]

no!

this is hilarious because I think it’s in response to my dumb post but also it’s a fun reminder to re-evaluate what I’m doing

[mostunclean]

My dream right now is to keep my family together and my wife out of jail. And take apart this hammer-knife I made to kill the undead, and use the hammer portion to build bookshelves. Then, when my workday is done, the knife to cut brie and, perhaps, an apple.

[lilchalamet]

happy Easter. Like Jesus, I have inexplicably risen at 4:30am

[lilchalamet]

guys I think I might be bi

[lilchalamet]

sometimes when you like someone with a peanut allergy you have a dream where they ask you if you’ve eaten peanuts that day so they can kiss you without needing an epi pen

[lilchalamet]

I WANNA SMOOCH

[lilchalamet]

sometimes when you like someone with a peanut allergy you have a dream where they ask you if you’ve eaten peanuts that day so they can kiss you without needing an epi pen

[ladyearths-archive-deactivated2]

does matteos back hurt knowing hes carrying the entire show on it

[lilchalamet]

does anyone else feel like you’re watching your friends live their dreams and you’re stuck in the weeds

[filmtrash]

you are my favorite person on this site and bless up for your film knowledge a true queen reigns

right back at ya my literal og

[lilchalamet]

we love an analysis duo