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A woman who barges into your heart when you're not looking                                32 ♈♌♑ ヽ( ﾟヮ・)ノ

[cheaphalloweencostume]

ITS BIG COOKIE DAY BITCHES

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i can’t find evidence of justin mcelroy saying he was going to get a big cookie at the mall on the day hulk hogan died but you have to trust me

[northerlyfilms]

Justin and Dwight Giant Cookie Day

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[majorheelturn]

oh it’s cookie time

[huariqueje]

Wild Blackberries - Lucy Clayton

British , b. 1970s

Watercolour, blotted line technique and ink on paper , 42 x 59.4 cm.

[peppermintsticks]

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

[ursulaklegay]

actually i love growing older and learning how i work as a person like realizing what kinds of fabrics feel best on my skin or what brand of yogurt i like best or how I want to be touched. watching myself change, enjoying brussel sprouts when I used to hate them as a child, understanding why I got angry in that one conversation 10 years ago… there are so many mysteries inside me that i have yet to unravel and there will always be more and sometimes i think maybe its all worth it

[boycritter]

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

[boycritter]

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

[onenicebugperday]

What the hell she drew a man

[onenicebugperday]

You're gonna be blown away by what I'm about to tell you

[theforceisstronginthegirl]

The 3 big take aways from sinners is 1) kill vampires 2) kill racists 3) eat pussy

[rijnsburgtoday]

[deathbars]

I saw a lot of comments saying this is AI or it's a 3D render with a real video background but it is actually real! The artist's name is Damien Benetu and there are progress photos of this being made on his instagram! It's a huge assembly that rotates the wires around 6 meters above it. Its name is "Variations in duality" and it looks even cooler in the dark.

[shinyhappygoth]

#in fact the noise it makes every time it goes through is the wires shifting around above and not it touching the box

[louisironson]

i want to caption this as "george costanza haunted by the spectre of male/male sexuality" but i think people would take it as a Funny Tumblr Joke and i need you to know that that is canonically the context of this image

[todaysbird]

today's bird is this Common Swift! this CRAZY photo was taken by Eden Davies from the uk. (image was pulled from reddit in r/Birdsfacingforward)

[naggingatlas]

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[respectissexy]

This is obviously SO low stakes, but it genuinely annoys me that we teach kids "tomatoes are a fruit, NOT a vegetable" rather than "vegetable is a culinary category that includes MANY items that are technically fruits, including tomatoes, peppers, green beans, and all different kinds of squash."

[arewehavingpunyet]

I ain’t afraid of no goats.

[indirispeaks]

I am suspicious of the pineapple though.

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[missladybirdhill]

dang ol’ uzumaki man

[fawfulydoo]

how life feels after a salad and 64 oz of water

[warcrimesimulator]

elephant trunk snakes are absolutely ridiculous. That's a creature alright.