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Hm. Someone who’s been holding all day getting made out with. Their legs pressed up with their partner between them, bending them in half a bit to press on their bladder. Leaking a bit. Soaking through underwear. Then soaking into their shirt and making their face turn red with embarrassment.

futurepiss

Hehehe someone really having to piss and their partner acting real cocky and like they don’t know what the matter is, even though they obviously fucking know what the matter is

Trying to act helpful but in that knowing way, “oh no whats wrong :(”

Kissing, touching, maybe even a hand pressing on their partner’s bladder, “I just want to help, tell me what’s wrong, baby”

Better yet, blocking the bathroom or sitting on the toilet and acting clueless, “oh? Am I in the way?” And after they’ve made a mess, “oh, you needed the bathroom- well you should have just asked, sweatheart” followed by even more teasing thats all the end

onetwopee

TUA omo 1/?

The entire time Klaus was wearing that skirt, all that was going through my head was the idea of him wetting in it. Standing in the kitchen, too high to care about getting caught, and just spreading his legs and letting go. Chances are he would look down to watch. Within seconds his pants are soaked and he can feel the warmth starting to run down his legs, hear the stream picking up and splattering against the floor, forming a puddle that quickly spreads past and around his feet.

His bladder was so full and it feels so good to just let it all out like this, he throws his head back and rolls it from shoulder to shoulder as he bites his lip to keep from moaning. He knows it’s possible someone will walk in and see what he’s done before he gets chance to clean up, and he knows he didn’t bring spare underwear, but both of those things excite him. He almost wants to get caught, it’s a rush he’s come to crave over the years.

When he’s done he’d chuckle, still biting his lip, and grin as he lifts the front of the skirt to look at the damage. He’d be stood in a decent sized puddle, and he would probably wiggle his toes a bit because he’s nasty and we know it, and his pants are beyond needing a wash, completely soaked. His legs are wet and drops of pee are still streaking down them. The skirt would be fine though.

He’d slip off the tight underwear and use a towel to dry off and then put it down on the puddle to soak it up, still half hoping someone comes in and finds him.

But they wouldn’t, and he would take the towel and throw it away, not bothering to put it in the wash because he doesn’t want Pogo to ask questions, and then he would twirl around a little just to take advantage of the freedom he’s found without underwear on.

Klaus 100% has an omo kink and you can’t convince me otherwise.

ruinedchildhood

Noir Princesses by Astor Alexander

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So I've heard some pretty out there rumors about what being a Two-Face thug and I would just like to specify that it is not a cult. Just the other day my friend walked in and told the boss himself that she was leaving for a better job, you know what he did? Congratulated her, thanked her for staying that long and asked her, POLITELY, to not go to the Bat before letting her walk out unharmed. Seriously people stop this misinformation #OnlyInGotham #MyLifeAsATwoFaceThug #BatsHasntBotheredHerEither

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Poison Ivy kidnapped a bunch of dudes to test some new pheromone or other on us and was really disappointed when time and another guy didn't react. Brightened up when we said that we're gay, though. We complained about how much straight men suck and she let us go. #onlyingotham #theotherguyismyboyfriendnow

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Sooo, got held hostage at the bakery today. Very cordial hostage situation, by our very own Gotham Sirens. Apparently some of the Ladies of Gotham we’re craving almond cookies. Not cookies with almonds, the round ones. Unluckily, this bakery didn’t make them. Luckily, I had an old family recipe that could be whipped up fast. And they even shared with me. #onlyingotham Update: they are in my apartment now, and looking for more. /sigh On the positive side, they are willing to pay me to make them and keep a ready supply on hand. Night job: personal cookie maker for the Sirens. #onlyingotham #iloveourcity #harleywnted2gvmeacow #forfreshbutter #ivysaidno #thanksivy

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There are some days I curse living in Gotham, then there are days where Batwoman gets her own float at the pride parade. #OnlyInGotham #Pride #IAmAGayMan #YetIWouldLayDownMyLifeForBatwoman #MyQueen

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#onlyingotham finals season and my friend tried to google the penguins number so we could get out of school Update: she found it and called him and he came thru! Update part 2: PENGUIN WAS ON THE NEWS AND HE SAID A STUDENT CALLED AND ASKED HIM TO ATTACK, WHEN THEY DEMANDED WHO HE SAID "I aint no snitch"

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So, I was studying for a math test and I went to the window to complain about the stupid test and, because I live in the last floor of my apartment building (right under the roof), suddenly Red Robin appeared and offered help #OnlyinGotham UPDATE :Now every time I have a test the next day they drop by to see if I'm studying (I am looking at you Batman) or to help me if I have any problem #whendidBatmanbecamegoodinhistory #andRedHoodinSpanish #andRobininarts

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#MyLifeAsAScarecrowThug The boss sleepwalks with his scythe and tries to kill us all. It’s the scariest thing I’ve ever seen... but the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Dead eyes halfway open, stalking and trying to kill you, takes a swing at you, then says, “Rats think bats are angels- but don’t tell anyone.” *Walks into a table then slashes it in anger* #OnlyInGotham @Batman stop laughing and recording this on your phone through the skylight, get your rat angel ass down here and do something!

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I have a small herb garden on my balcony where I also hang to dry herbs to make tea and other things. Well I was hanging up some lavender when Robin jumps down and compliments my garden and asked me for any good tea recipes, I guess he was asking "for a friend" UPDATE: I've now had visits from all four bat boys who've all asked to try my tea and all of them have claimed someone named Al would be impressed. #onlyingotham #imsurprisedredrobindrankthetea #iheardhelikescoffee #kitchenwitch

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So I’m an artist, I get paid to make random paintings for people and get good money for them. The other night I was painting batman in front of my apartments fire escape and I hear a loud “Aaww, batman she likes you” from behind me, I turn around and see the ENTIRE batfam behind me giggling with batman groaning in annoyance. In response, I have recently graffiti a large batman face on some billboards with hearts and the words “by the batkids” (all with the help of friends) #onlyingotham #payback

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My dads been abusive for a while now, but tonight harley walked by our window on a particularly bad night... anyway mom and i are living with her now??? #onlyingotham #sheputthatmfinahospital #herdogsaresupersweet

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So earlier I saw a post about how someone switched their windows to plexi-glass. Which gave me the idea to do the same…for my balcony.

Now my apartment balcony is a little weird. The person before me got permission to build a weird greenhouse/sunroom on the balcony as long as the windows aren’t actually attached to the balcony. There’s a foot gap between the railings and windows. I also live on the top floor, so the view’s pretty nice.

Instead of getting rid of it, I turned it into my own little window seat/bed. Due to this, plexi-glass became extremely appealing as I’d rather not wake up being covered in glass, and possibly a Rouge or Vigilante on top of me. After I made the window switch a few interesting things have happened which I listed below:

* As expected, the first few days were filled with various Rouges and Vigilantes bouncing off my window room like a bug. It wasn’t until Red Robin bounced off it, fell between the railing and window gap that something happened. Once he got up and processed it, he looked at me through the window in horror, cried “Not you too!”. I guess plexi-glass Is becoming popular in Gotham. #idontblamethem

* the roof of my little window room is slanted. I expected at some point someone would land on it and slip off. Especially in Gotham’s rainy weather, it becomes a lethal water slide. What I did not except was the the first person to slip off it was Batman. He made a “hng!” sound and just disappeared. Like the earth just ate him. He paid me 1000$ for my silence. #sorrybatman #pleasedontkillme

* to switch things up, I placed a box of those special window markers outside one night to see what would happen. The next morning the whole thing was completely graffitied I couldn’t see through it. There were riddles, jokes, logos, equations, etc. Later I was informed by the newest robin that the left window facing the neighboring buildings wall will be the “graffiti window” so my view of the city wouldn’t be obstructed. #thanksguys #nicedoodlesHarley #theansweris’view’riddler

* I was working on some essay for sociology. I accidentally fell asleep and when I woke up, someone by the initials of “SC” wrote an entire essay on my windows for me to copy. #thankscrane

* Red Robin fell through the window roof. Noticing this, he danced around my apartment singing about how he finally broke a plexi-glass window. I didn’t have the heart to tell him that he didn’t actually break it. Just somehow fell through the open part of my window. #sorrydude #dontgiveup #itwasareallyniceday

* The top favorite thing that has happened so far. I was really sick and just stayed home in my blanket nest looking out the window people watching.Then I heard a loud “thump”. Looking up, Nightwing belly flopped onto the window roof, kept eye contact with me the whole time he slowly slid (and squeaked) down, dramatically crying when he finally fell off. Then climbed back up to deliver a care package the Batfam made for me. He warned me about not accepting any other care packages that were not from batfam. I got five other packages and took them all. #imstillalive #didntknowiwassoloved

* Second favorite thing to happen (and last part of the list.) I did put up curtains around my window setup for privacy. I usually close them when I go to bed or know I’ll be walking around my apartment practically naked. One morning, I woke up to someone talking right outside my window room. Pulling the curtain covering the graffiti window back, I found Riddler drawing an elaborate plan to rob a bank, explaining the plan too. His henchmen were on the neighboring buildings fire escape watching intently. When the Riddler realized I was awake, he became all flustered and proceeded to shout “I like your sun eyes!” (My eyes are a light hazel.) tumbled out of the balcony into the dumpster right below it. #icouldntstoplaughing #neithercouldthehenchmen #onlyingotham

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Today I was riding the subway to get to work and some newbie criminal decides that they want to cope a feel. I told them to get their hands off of me. Apparently, they took this as an invitation to do it again. A few moments later the train get fricken hijacked (because Gotham) and Penguin and his goon walk in to see punching my harasser senseless. He let me borrow his umbrella. #SuchASweetheart #OnlyInGotham #GothamPride #BatmanFamShowedUpTenMinutesLater #BatmanApproved #RedHoodAndTinyRobinActu

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Perhaps my favorite thing about being a music therapist at Arkham asylum is when I have Bane. He quietly teaches me Spanish lullaby’s which I use on my nieces and nephews to calm them down. Last session I showed him a video of me doing this, he looked at my nephew in the video like he was the most precious thing in the world. He nearly cried when I told him they all wanted to learn Spanish now. #onlyingotham #heslikeagiantteddybear #heoffedtoteachthem

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