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Open Hours - April 23rd
grenademoire:
Just as she ordered, Jill whipped up a Bleeding Jane for Dorothy.
“Next you’re going to tell me its that time of the month again?”
“You know me too well honey.” She smiled before taking a sip of the drink she ordered. “I figured I get a drink before heading off. I got a client for later this evening.”
Open Hours - April 23rd
grenademoire:
“May I take your order, Dorothy?” She wasn’t going to play along with the game. At least not at the moment.
“Aw.. Come on Honey...” Ah well it was worth a shot.
“Very well I’ll take a Bleeding Jane”
Open Hours - April 23rd
grenademoire:
Jill is now working. She’s currently cleaning the glasses, waiting for any potential clients.
(Feel free to reblog with a response)
“Doooooorothy Haze! Come on down to the Price is Right!” Dorothy opened the door as she yelled, beginning to walk to the bar to sit down.
“Now Honey, tell what the lovely contestant what she has won!”
bcrtender:
“How many times are you gonna refer to me as John? My name is Gillian, y’know?”
SOON a soft exhale of air passed through the bartender’s lips, the door shutting behind Dorothy as she entered the room. They weren’t as talkative as her and Jillian were, but he enjoyed the occasional banter regardless.
“Oh, && yeah, Jill’s on her break, she’s out back if you wanna talk to her. Or you could wait here for a lil bit, her break usually doesn’t last long.”
“And how many times do I say that you have a John face?” A reply to the John comment was given. She was never going to call Gillian by his actual name.
“Ah Well I’ll just wait in here. Maybe I’ll get a drink while I wait.”
@bcrtender
“DOROTHY HAZE COME ON DOWN TO THE PRICE IS RIGHT!” She yells as she enters the bar.
Though as she walked in, she noticed that Jill was not here, only Gil. Sure it wasn’t too bad but she preferred Jill over John.
“Hey John. Is Honey on her break?” She asked the bartender that was currently working.
“Sheeesh. That’s a long hiatus you did there mun. You seriously have too many characters”
((I kinda do huh...))
“Well I suppose I can’t mind it too much! You ARE Bringing me back right?”
“Hey guys, check it out! I’m not dead.”
That being said can I get a promo cause while I ain’t dead my fucking dash is dead as F. So like or reblog if you’re chill with roleplaying with a “cool” bartender from a cyber punk dystopia
“So I hope Daddy’s research comes true soon. And then everyone can be healed!”
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Send “Examine!” and an item or person and I’ll write an RPG description of it/them.
(For example, a stormtrooper mask:
“A white mask with a black visor on the front. Putting it on, you realise that the visor isn’t even transparent. How are you expected to do anything competently like this?”)
Sharing A Bed Starters
"Did you have a nightmare?"
"I had a nightmare."
"There's plenty of room for the both of us."
"There is not enough room here for both of us."
"It's cold. We should try to conserve body heat."
"You're not even going to notice because you'll be asleep!"
"We've only got the one bed between the two of us."
"Quit stealing the covers."
"Quit kicking me."
"It's better than sleeping on the floor."
"It's either this or you sleep in the tub."
"Alright. Get up here."
"We're sleeping in the same bed, not together!"
"Please go to bed."
"Sleep is for the weak."
"Do you have any idea what time it is?"
"Dutch oven!"
"You sleep on top of the sheets."
"I'll sleep on top of the sheets."
"I'm scared. Can I sleep with you?"
"You're scared? You can come sleep with me, I guess."
"I have to sleep closer to the door."
"I can't sleep this close to the door."
"Stop getting up so early. You always wake me up."
"Stop staying up so late. I can never fall asleep."
"We can cuddle."
"Just don't try cuddling me or anything."
► You must suck someone's D today... but it can be anyone you want. Free of charge. For Sexual Sunday!
((If you are talking about smut roleplay, Im sorry I have to deny this... probably. I don’t know if anyone is even willing to smut right now. After all, I’m not one for forcing others to do anything. ever.
Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.
Send my muse a kink and they'll rate it based on interest
NEVER | NOT REALLY | MAYBE | NOT BAD | MMMMM | HELL YES | TAKE ME NOW | THERE GO MY PANTS
Send "Will you be quiet now?" For my muses reactions to yours pushing them against a wall and kissing them
Bonus Points if our muses are enemies.
Oh look! Another M!A list!
All are either SFW or angsty
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Infestation: The target is infested and attacked for four to five turns. The target can't flee during this time. Muse is now zombie-like, minus the infection and the need for brains. WHAT'S CRAWLING UNDER MY SKIN?!
Dark Void: Opposing Pokémon are dragged into a world of total darkness that makes them sleep. Your muse is now sadistic, rude, awful, and likes to see never ending pain, basically a dark shell of evil. Those who are 'killed' are actually put to sleep and wake up with non-fatal wounds when the M!A is done, even though they are quite deep....
Dual Chop: The user attacks its target by hitting it with brutal strikes. The target is hit twice in a row. The muse's arms and hands are now weapons and cut anything the muse touches. Careful with those elbows!
Ion Deluge: The user disperses electrically charged particles, which changes Normal-type moves to Electric-type moves. Muse is now a living magnet! Do not attract that sword to you!
Disarming Cry: Letting out a charming cry, the user does emotional damage to opposing Pokémon. This attack never misses. Muse's voice now is ultra powerful, and the meanings really hit hard. Depending on the dialogue, the people that the muse talks to may be hit by a different emotion. Be careful - words are a good weapon.
Final Gambit: The user risks everything to attack its target. The user faints but does damage equal to the user's HP. Someone had cursed your muse. If they touch anyone, they grow extremely weak and tired until the M!A ends.
Fusion Flare: The user brings down a giant flame. This attack does greater damage when influenced by an enormous thunderbolt. Muse is now engulfed with flames. However, s/he doesn't feel any pain from the flames and the burns. Extreme pain is imminent after the M!A ends, and the muse has to be rushed to the hospital.
Oblivion Wing: The user absorbs its target's HP. The user's HP is restored by over half of the damage taken by the target. Muse now has wings in place of hands. They also cannot be near others, or else that one's life is slowly drained...
Nightmare: A sleeping target sees a nightmare that inflicts some damage every turn. Your muse is now bedridden, trapped inside the nightmare of nightmares. You gonna be okay?
Forest's Curse: The user puts a forest curse on the target. Afflicted targets are now Grass type as well. The muse is now made of fire-retardant wood, can infest anyone or anything with flora, and is growing even more sick by the moment. Are you gonna live or die?
Bonemerang: The user throws the bone it holds. The bone loops to hit the target twice, coming and going. Muse is now an animated skeleton, through and through. They can still talk, they can still walk. Better not scar a few people.
Freeze-Dry: The user rapidly cools the target. This may also leave the target frozen. This move is super effective on Water types. Your muse can now freeze anything just by touch and point. Point at a river, it freezes a whole chunk.
Horn Drill: The user stabs the target with a horn that rotates like a drill. If it hits, the target faints instantly. Muse has gotten into a terrible accident and is now hospitalized. Please wake up... Please?
Venom Drench: Opposing Pokémon are drenched in an odd poisonous liquid. This lowers the Attack, Sp. Atk, and Speed stats of a poisoned target. The muse is incredibly sick with a disease. Anon decides which disease the muse contracts.
Heart Swap: The user employs its psychic power to switch stat changes with the target. Time for our favorite... Body swap! The only difference is that the muses get their eye color.
Head Smash: The user attacks the target with a hazardous, full-power headbutt. The user also takes terrible damage. YOUR! MUSE! WANTS! TO! HEADBUTT! EVERY! PERSON'S! HEAD! AS! HARD! AS! POSSIBLE! WHEN! THEY! MEET!
Doom Desire: Two turns after this move is used, the user blasts the target with a concentrated bundle of light. The muse is now a ticking time bomb. And when they explode, everything goes to light. Muse explodes when the M!A ends and are left with intense pain. It's a Hot Potato Situation!
Water Shuriken: The user hits the target with throwing stars two to five times in a row. This move always goes first. Muse is now a ninja. BELIEVE IT!
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Cuddle: Muse just wants to cuddle.
Fade Away: Your muse is starting to fade away, becoming more and more transparent as time goes on. The only thing that can save them is a kiss.
Mute: The muse’s voice is gone. No matter how hard they try, a word won’t come out.
Trouble: The muse is having difficulty breathing.
Accident: The muse has a terrible accident (accident specified by anon or my mun/mod) and may not survive. Whether or not the muse survives is up to mun/mod.
Toddler: Muse is four years old.
Hallucinating: The muse is hallucinating. Anon specifies who or what the muse sees.
Gender Switch: Muse turns into the opposite gender.
Noises: The muse keeps hearing a weird noise in their head that won’t go away.
Emotional: Muse gets very, very emotional.
Inked: Muse decides to get a tattoo.
Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours.
Quiet: Muse has very sensitive hearing, and tries to do everything as quietly as possible. Regular speaking sounds like shouting.
?yako uoy erA: Muse is cursed to speak backwards.
Jack the Ripper: Muse has been attacked by something that obviously has no sense of mercy. They are beaten, bloody, and left for dead someplace abandoned. Lasts until someone comes to the rescue… Or finishes the job.
Black: Muse is blind for one week. Who turned out the lights?
Easy: Muse now has extreme difficulty doing something they are normally good at.
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Who am I?: muse doesnt know who they are nor remember anything. lasts for ___ (or until they recollect their memories)
Bloody Mary: muse is covered in their blood and cant wash it off. lasts for ___
Temptation: For the next 3 days, the Muse will be haunted by a hooded figure tempting them with everything they ever wanted if the Muse just signs a contract. If the Muse give in, they will be a dark/evil version of themselves for a week. (If the Muse is already evil, they will just go insane)
Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___
Thin Ice: Muse strays onto thin ice and falls through unless saved. (Mun chooses whether they live or die)
Baby: The muse is a baby for (Anon specifies).
Alcoholic: The muse is drunk for 2 hours.
Siren: The muse is a mermaid/man for (Anon specifies).
Pet: The muse is a dog/cat for (Anon specifies).
Dead: The muse dies and their soul can be seen for 1 week.
Body Swap: The muse is body swapped with another muse for one day: (Must have permission from the other Mun!)
Fire and Ice: Muse has elemental powers for (Anon Specifies).
Possession: Muse is possessed by a evil spirit for (Anon Specifies).
cute shippy starters
Adapted from this post.
“Come over here and make me.”
“Have you lost your damn mind!?”
“Please, don’t leave.”
“Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”
“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
“I almost lost you.”
“Wanna bet?”
“Don’t you ever do that again!”
“Teach me how to play?”
“Don’t you dare throw that snowba—goddammit!”
“I think we need to talk.”
“Kiss me.”
“Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”
“So, I found this waterfall…”
“It could be worse.”
“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
“This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
“The paint’s supposed to go where?”
“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
“We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”
“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”
“Just once.”
“You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
“I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
“I got you a present.”
“Marry me?”
“I thought you were dead.”
“You lied to me.”
“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
“If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”
“I wish I could hate you.”
“Wanna dance?”
“You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
“Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
“Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”
“You did all of this for me?”
“I swear it was an accident.”
“YOU DID WHAT?!”
“If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”
“Tell me a secret.”
“No one needs to know.”
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Not-doing-too-good sentence starters
“Whoa, are you okay?”
“You took that hit pretty hard…”
“Don’t stand up yet.”
“That definitely looks broken…”
“Walk it off.”
“How are you feeling?”
“When was the last time you slept?”
“You look like shit.”
“Have you been eating enough?”
“Here, let me help you.”
“Why are you limping?”
“You’re really pale…”
“Did you just go throw up?”
“Why aren’t you eating?”
“______? You’re bleeding…really bad.”
“That looks infected.”
“Why didn’t you tell me earlier?!”
“I told you you’d get sick.”
“How many fingers am I holding up?”
“Wake up–you were hyperventilating, are you okay?”
“It was just a dream, you’re alright.”
“Look at me–you’re safe.”
“Take a deep breath.”
“Are you bleeding?!”
“How’d you get a bruise like that?”
“What happened?”
“Let me help you!”
“Can you hear me?”
“You hit your head pretty hard.”
“Don’t move.”
“I know it hurts, I’m sorry.”
“Breathe.”
