i know that this will PROBABLY gain a "I'm sorry–WHAT??"
or a "....What the fuck".
Charlatan {from Forsaken} X Male Killer Reader.
if you do this you will be the first person to make a 'Charlatan x' blog. if you dont know who she is, and you want to do this, have fun researching!
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🎭ChArLatAn X Male!killer Reader
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[Night at a blood soaked carnival ground – Y/N walking through(Already used to coming to the place)walking with his blade in hand covered in blood while cleaning it with a cloth]
M!Reader : Sighs... This better be good char–...Huh?
[As the carnival soundtrack starts playing—
M!Reader : Aaaand here comes the dramatic entrance...
[Just as he expected—Distant laughter echoes, charlatan appears in view In front of him within reach as she twirls towards him, humming a tune]
[Charlatan dragging balloons strings all tied to a human hand holding a note]
M!Reader : ...A human hand strapped to a bunch of balloon... Huh... That's new–
[Charlatan gave a last twirl and stands right In front of him and quickly claps her gloved hands repeatedly]
Charlatan : Oooh~ Clean cut, Very theatrical sweetling!
M!Reader : ...You know it'll never not impress me how you always manage to be there every time to watch me kill
Charlatan : Why of course! Front row seat is crucial to watch my darling in action!
[Charlatan giggles and uses a hand to pitch his cheek which Y/N groans buuut–he's too used to it already]
M!Reader : Okay okay—Listen, laugh track–love you too but is there a reason you called me in?
Charlatan : Giggles... Why not take a look at your gift?
[Y/N seeing the balloons, now more clearly–seeing there's a note on the palm of the hand]
M!Reader : ...Chuckles, very romantic
Charlatan : Don't I know romance or what!
M!Reader : it is something I'll tell you that
[Y/N grabs the note and unfolds it, reading; "You kill my heart every time you smile. So I figured I’d return the favor... by giving you a hand" ]
[All the words written in blood]
[Y/N stares at charlatan deadpanned... Seeing charlatan giving him finger guns]
Charlatan : Eh~? Ehh~? Ehhhhh~?
M!Reader : ....You wrote that... and still thought it was a good idea...
[Charlatan gasp, place a hand on her chest–letting go of the strings of the balloons making the balloons go up to the sky with the dismembered hand still attached]
Charlatan : Darling! You wound me deeper than any of your fancy little blades ever could! I'll have you know I rewrote that 4 times to make it perfect!
[Charlatan stumbles back a step like Y/N just stabbed her, pressing both hands to her chest as if it is a fatal blow—before snapping upright again with a grin]
Charlatan : But I already know just a bit of your soul thought that gesture was romantic and adorable~
M!Reader : A... dismembered hand tied to a bunch of balloons?
Charlatan : A symbolic gesture, dearest! Love is about giving a part of yourself… sometimes a literal part!
[Charlatan swiftly moves behind him, wrapping her arms around her neck—resting her chin on his shoulder]
Charlatan : Come oooon! You know you loooove iiiitt~
[Charlatan pokes his cheek]
[Charlatan pokes his cheek again]
M!Reader : Why are you like th–
[Charlatan pokes his cheek again]
M!Reader : I'm trying to say it–
[Charlatan pokes his cheek again]
M!Reader blushing : Okay it was adorable!!
Charlatan : Aah marvelous! I've been waiting for those blushy expressions yours!!
M!Reader : Sighs... Yeah, yeah, now is that all?
Charlatan : Ooho!~ Absolutely not! I've got tons of art works I would like to show you to show my love!
M!Reader : ...let me guess there's gonna be intestines sh–
Charlatan : –aped hearts, Yes!! Oh you know me so well!