Miss Lilith Satie

Building my empire. Please save your applause for the final act

[shadio]

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

I cannot physically roll my eyes harder at gender neutral bathroom signs that jerk off their own wokeness by being like “whatever just wash your hands :)” and then have a picture of a mermaid and a lumberjack and an alien and a godzilla or some shit. If you’re a real ally put your money where your mouth is and guillotine Mike Pence.

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

purchasing a rabbit was one of the best things i’ve done for myself 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽2017 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽aint 👏🏽👏🏽ready👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[finextonight]

Omg I have a chance rn to get a healthy rabbit for free but I looked up all the care for them and everything and … it’s too much ..so no rabbit for me :/ lol I mean if I had my own place .. but I right now it’s just not realistic

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

omg do u mean like a bunny rabbit or 😭😭

[finextonight]

Oh shit is there a difference? 😳😳 lmaoooo

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

am talking abt a rabbit vibrator for like masturbation but 😩😩 i hope u get ur kinda rabbit someday! they’re so cute and playful i used to have two

[forestgreenlesbian]

iconic is overused but this is truly… the most iconíc post on this website

[nateforyou]

what kind of power move could I make towards my new therapist?

[nateforyou]

* takes a notepad and takes notes whenever they take notes *

[nateforyou]

* eats the paper at the end of the session *

[uglyheads-deactivated20230321]

this is why y’all are in therapy

[nateforyou]

[roygaylock]

[mattandjones]

“you wanna be a mother of three?” IM OISSING

[mexicanhusband-deactivated20170]

Get the fuck out my lawn

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

THIS IS SOO FUNNY LMAO

[c-bassmeow]

Mariah Carey you look amazing sweety!

[figseachhoot]

I heard her today in publix. Obviously I couldn’t see her.

[c-bassmeow]

[waltgifs]

[minatokun]

[the-nipperman-deactivated201812]

the calm before the storm

[yourrescuemission]

[confusedvillager]

gays are too much. i hate us

[andre-30008]

this reporter had absolutely no clue how to respond to any of that 😂

[unicorn--prince]

@staff PLEASE let us reblog ads Jesus I’m dying this is so funny

[seraphsfire]

a concept: a bus, but horizontal

[seraphsfire]

i have to do all the work around here

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I don’t know why but I was picturing this:

[maooids]

He had to fight his way to the top

[beatboxbully]

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

[boymilk-moved-deactivated201903]

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

[parakeet]

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

[vibinwitch]

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head

[thetrippytrip]

“What’s tea heaven, what’s teaaaa”

[alexbelvocal]

Y'all soooooo annoying

[drugfriendly]

“Do not be fucking gay” 😂😂 bitch I’m weak af

[ariesgoddess92]

it says in the bible “do not be fucking gay”…….“im just playing i didn’t even write that shit” 💀

[trippy-von-trapp]

“God?” “Correct. Listen.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[findyourbeard]

Bless the internet

[golldenthoughts]

😂😂😂

[wowlovelygifs]

[earthnation]

*open rp*

[aquus]

EARTH NO!!!

[earthnation]

DONT fuck with Galactic Empress Reba

[aquus]

reba-san… i cannot allow you to proceed no matter what!

[earthnation]

i applaud your moxie young lady but…

do you really think you have the power to stop me!?

[aquus]

i know you’re powerful reba..and to be honest..im afraid…scared to death even…

but then i realized something! life is scary sometimes! hard even! and sometimes you’ll have nowhere to go!

but as long as you have good friends who love you by your side…as long as you have someone to fight for..theres no way you can lose!

we’ve been charged with protecting this world..its people..their feelings…are all in our hearts!

CRESCENT BEAM SHOWER!

[earthnation]

now if you’re done with these little games…

THEN PERISH SAILOR MOON

[herotox5]

[metaleaterz]

i’ve seen this so many times and it just fucking gets funnier every single time it comes back. this is humor at its fuckign finest nothing else can ever top this