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Ho ho holy shit I haven't been on Tumblr for literally 3 years what's going on???
hey fucking idiot furries
you know animals arent real right
jokes on you my fursona is a plane
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so u admit you have a fursona đ
my gf is teaching me so much british slang get a load of this: yer fookin mingin mate talk some more shite and yerâll get fookin merked init
what does this mean iâm so lost
to be honest i really dont know
whats 9+10
iâm having 2014 flashbacks
someone is going to say âi have to go to the moonâ in a bored, defeated tone one day
Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itâs amazing how many men Iâve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iâve lost count of how many men Iâve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my sonâs classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnât; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnât leapt out of his manly path.
Now Iâm wishing Iâd leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, âMy Liege!â
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iâm the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendâs medication, and I didnât understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyâone guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatâs just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iâd had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I âlooked like a soldier.â Iâm not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youâve been sent to murder Captain America.
MY NEW ATTITUDE: Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youâve been sent to murder Captain America.
iâm like heinz doofenshmirtz because i, too, like being petty, singing off-key, and over-sharing my deepest traumas for no discernible reason
I also think of myself as evil but am at best a minor inconvenience.
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let me at the science now pls
My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like âermagerdâ and â___ ALL the things!â LikeâŚis that whatâs gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins gonna be embarrassed by my use of outdated memesâŚ.how long until I myself am not Hip With ItâŚ.how long until I am no longer a trendy memerâŚ
my greatest fear honestly
jane austen was so lit because she wrote about men the way men typically write about women i.e. her stories just centered around women and men were only there for the sake of women, and her books could have been all bitter and sad about the state of women in that century, but instead theyâre sweet honest observational stories of friendship, family and love *sighs* what a lady i am sorry i ever doubted you cos I was bored in high school
no seriously her books do not pass the REVERSE bechdel test and itâs perfect
Jane Austen never wrote a single scene without a woman present.
I just love the myth of Persephone, i mean the real, original version of it, because itâs not like she got kidnapped, no, this bitch was la-de-da-ing in a meadow and she just happened to find an entrance to the Underworld and she was like âImma check this outâ. And she just wanders into the Underworld and discovers that hey this place ainât too bad.
Meanwhile Hades is in the background â????? UM??? PRETTY GIRL??? WHY ARE YOU HERE?????? YOU ARENâT DEAD???âÂ
And Persephone (who was originally called Kore just a little fyi) just looked at him and said âI like it here. Iâm staying.â
And Hades kinda just went with it, until Demeter started throwing the temper tantrum of the millenium upstairs and Zeus had to intervene because this shit was getting out of hand and its actually his job to be admistrator of justice. Which considering the shit he gets up to is kinda histerical but thatâs another story there.Â
And basically Persephone wasnât a prisoner or kidnap victim at all she just really loved the Underworld and her (eventual) husband, and the Greeks feared her arguably more than her husband because Hades could be reasoned with but Persephone was the one laying the smack down on sinners, and really, who wouldnât be at least a little scared of someone whoâs name means something along the lines of âthe destroyerâ
Basically, Persephone is amazing and everbody needs to get on her level
i think the best part of that myth is that Zeus decided to change Koreâs name to Persephone (basically âthe one who brings chaosâ) only because she wanted to stay in the underworld and SHE WOULDNâT FUCKING LISTEN then Zeus, all-mighty king of the gods, kinda gives up and goes âfine, but youâre going to visit your momâ âalso, I changed your nameâ âget rektâ
Also, if Iâm not mistaken, Kore means âlittle girlâ so imagine going from that to âchaos bringerâ
I mean, going from little girl to chaos bringer sounds like a p solid deal to me, sign me up.
not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost
canât there be a boob transferring system, like oh you want more boob, i want less boob, here is boob, now we have a twin-like connection and can sense when the other is in trouble
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