Lilla Fy

[a-weird-rusted-android]

Do you think that when McGonagall really got tired of her colleagues’ shit she just turned into a cat and started doing random cat things? Like:

Dumbledore: Minerva, please, I really have to send those letters McGonagall: *gets more comfy over Dumbledore’s desk* Dumbledore: Minerva McGonagall: *starts chewing on a nearby quill* — Umbridge: why are the cushions in my office so ruined? Who is responsible for this? Every other teacher:*glances to McGonagall* McGonagall:*cleans her nails* — Snape: Minerva get out of that jar now I need it Snape: you are far too old for such antics Snape: I’ll stop taking points from Longbottom for a week, is that enough? McGonagall:*flicks her ear* Snape:…how did you even get inside there McGonagall:*meows and burrows deeper in the jar*

[octoberreads]

And thus we have found my absolute favourite Harry Potter Headcanon.

[aurordream]

The 60th Eurovision is just a week away

So its a good time for everyone to educate themselves on the best bits of the contest’s history before it returns

Like the most important winners ever

The Russian Grannies

Don’t forget that Eurovison is the reason ABBA became famous

Then there was the time Ukraine absolutely lost its mind

The time Ireland lost its mind to an even greater extent and entered a puppet turkey

Frankly choose any British entry from the least 15 years and you’ll see the United Kingdom lost its mind long ago

There were the Greek fishermen singing about whisky

The Romanian man affectionally dubbed ‘gay opera dracula’

Iceland once entered a song that should have been the most obnoxious thing ever but was actually really darn catchy

That Turkish ship

After this song flopped the Czech Republic never entered again (though they are returning this year!)

And France sung a song entirely about moustaches

But its not all insanity, there are actually some genuinely beautiful songs sometimes - like Norway’s Alexander Rybak and his violin

This slower, genuinely beautiful song from the Netherlands

And of course, there is the Queen of Europe herself

Eurovison everyone

Eurovision

[nerdyfangs]

Hey Dustin the Turkey was a national treasure

[barricadeur]

god bless that turkish ship

[sizvideos]

[cyclonemetal]

“well, it seems we are at an impasse.”

“so we are. carry on, cat”

“same to you, bird.”

[the-bitch-who-made-god-cum]

They literally were in an awkward situation

[freddie-facilier-deactivated202]

I love how the bird leaves like “well, I best be hitting the dusty trail”

[useless-swedenfacts]

more effective than bug spray

[kittenwave]

howl’s moving castle // howl’s bathroom

[nevver]

[lillafy]

Unspoken Conversations: Mothers and Daughters, Rania Matar

[templeofposeidon-deactivated201]

Location Unknown.

[soiguessimhangingherenow]

*-*

[katsofmeer]

god i just imagine steve texting sam throughout the entirety of aou, trying to convince him to join the avengers

“i don’t know if you’ve heard but we actually all get great dental/health plans through SI”

“ultron can fly…………. you can fly………… interesting”

“didn’t jump off any tall things all day since ur not here to catch me :////”

“sam if u join the avengers i can stare at you lovingly we can see each other everyday”

“thor says all avengers are welcome to use the bifrost to travel, didn’t you say you liked space that one time? huh. weird coincidence.”

“how do you feel about spandex?”

“wHOA!!!1!! just saw some WILD birds! lots of them!! just a lot of birds. so many. i’d send pics but my phone’s broken anyway haha too bad you’re not here, it’s weird how many birds the avengers run into like just unbelievable haha sam pls i miss u”

[useless-swedenfacts]

“Today a guy came to the police station to report something and according to reports he was a bit disorderly. A trooper was sent to the reception to control the guy, but he had disappeared before the trooper arrived. Later we heard that he was unhappy with the quality of drugs he had bought and wanted to report it to the police, but changed his mind at the last second. Have you ever been dissatisfied with your drug purchase? Have you ever paid for “Crazy Casablanca” and received “Manny’s Manure”*? Don’t worry. Call the police drug complaint hotline at 11414** and tell us. We can take the product you have left in possession as well as take a urine sample to test the strength and quality. Don’t let your dealer sit at home, count your money and laugh at you because they think you’re and itio. You’re smarter than that. Come to the police and we’l help you. //Scott” *”Göstas gödsel” Means Göstas Manure, but is translated to fit the spirit of the text. **11414 is the Swedish non-emergency hotline.

[arrowverse]

#boom#iris dropping some truth bombs

[uggly]

[glita]

oh

my

god

[tigerlilyx]

Cat heaven

[microfilaria-deactivated2016103]

THIS IS WHAT I ASPIRE TO HAVE MY HOUSE TO BE.

[entdandy-deactivated20150612]

Future house

[scuttleboat]

“he had a body like a greek god”

which greek god? hephaestus? apollo? swan zeus??? is she ogling a cute guy or a longhorn bull

[a-tehta]

I tend to imagine Priapus.

[fuck-bitches-get-bacon]

dear lord

[wolvesofcolor]

you will always say her.

[useless-swedenfacts]

robert gustafsson. reblog if u agree

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[bonusvampirus-blog]

Friendly reminder that the Death Eaters had a seating chart. 

Like, they all had specific spots in the circle and when some of them were missing they left spaces for those people because they knew exactly where their spots were. 

Just imagine Voldemort pouring over that thing like “Dammit. I can’t put Alecto next to Crabbe or she’ll spend the whole time staring at his biceps… And speaking of Crabbe, he and Goyle really should be next to each other, so that they can help each other follow everything. And maybe I’ll put Nott next to them just in case. Nott’s patient enough with them… And Black is dead so I can just put Avery’s boy in that spot. Should I give away traitors’ spots? That seems like bad luck. Maybe I should just close the ranks there and open up a new spot… Hm… Rodolphus and Bella have been next to each other in the circle for years, but they’re getting married. Should I separate married Death Eaters? No, Rod and Bella will be fine. But if I keep them together, does that mean I have to keep all married couples together? No. I never said that I’d be fair with them. But Rabastan! I can’t put Rabastan next to Barty or they’ll never stop talking…”

Imagine Voldy keeping a paper-copy of the circle in his pocket and studying it before meetings because everyone’s going to be wearing a mask and he can’t risk forgetting someone’s name or mixing two people up. 

I just… Death Eater seating chart. 

[nowyoukno]

Female Excellence! For more facts follow NowYouKno

[i-m-a-weird-person]

NO BUT FOR REAL THE NIGHT WITCHES WERE FLYING IN BIPLANES. BIPLANES. YOU KNOW, THE SHITTY AIRPLANES MADE OF WOOD AND PAPER, FRAGILE AS MEN’S ENTITLEMENT TO MAKE WAR WITH THE “REALPLANES” ? YEAH, THOSE ONES.

[soiguessimhangingherenow]

ALSO CONDITIONS WEREN’T “POOR” AT THE MENTAL INSTITUTIONS THEY WERE BASICALLY, NO WAIT NOT BASICALLY, THEY WERE TORTURE