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Jimin: See, I know we have our differences and that you do not harbor cordial feelings towards me. But for not our sake, but the others', we need to get a long. So, I suggest a truce, what'd u say?

Chair:

Jimin: *starts an electric saw* I see you've made your choice.

Jin: So who ate the last piece? *looking at the empty pizza box* Hobi: I did. Jin: No you didn't. Namjoon: I didn't either. Jimin: Oh yeah? How'd you know it was eaten then? Namjoon: ....Because the empty box is in front of us ? Yoongi: I remember seeing Tae opening the fridge earlier. Taehyung: That's cuz I like to draw cute faces on the eggs. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. Jimin: Hey Jungkook's been kinda quiet.

Yoongi: Ok you've gotta stop talking about Namjoon now. Jungkook: but You said I should get it out of my system. Yoongi: I underestimated how many thoughts about him and his thighs you even had in your system.

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Taehyung: *Comes back home from the park* Namjoon: Hey tae, how was your walk? Taehyung: It was rly nice. Namjoon: You know I'm really happy that you're getting out of the house now and not crying over baby duck pictures. You learn a lot from the outside- Taehyung's coat: *quacks* Namjoon: ... Taehyung: ... Namjoon: Kim Taehyung, I swear to god-

Jungkook: Hyung this feels wrong tho... Jin: Hush, it isn't illegal. Jungkook: But there's so many- Jin: *tossing the 60th watermelon into the trunk of his car* Still not illegal.

Jungkook: [telling Jin how to pose and look for a pic] Ok, now look sad. Jin: [does it] Jungkook: Sadder. Jin: [on the verge of tears] Jungkook: Come on, u can do better. imagine ur dog died. Jungkook: Or even worse, I don't visit you for a whole day. Jungkook: Stop smiling.

Jimin: Jungkook's been stuck on his Nintendo the whole day. And literally, nothing can distract him. Namjoon: Nothing? Taehyung: Nothing. we tried everything. We'll give you 10 bucks if you can do it. Namjoon: Hmmm, I might have something. *does something on his phone* Jungkook, comes running: NAMJOON HYUNG, RLY? IS IT TRUE? Jimin: :0 Taehyung: What miracle did you perform... Namjoon: Hehe I just changed my relationship status to 'it's complicated'. Jin, comes running as well: KIM.FUCKING.NAMJOON.

Jungkook: HYUNG. Namjoon: Hm? Jungkook: YOONGI HYUNG CALLED ME THE D WORD. Yoongi: Motherfucker doesn't start with D, so I'm innocent.

Jungkook: I learned that a person's body language actually conveys a lot about them uk. Jungkook: Like rn, hobi hyung skipping and walking which probably means he's happy or he saw another spider and is scared to step on the ground. Yoongi: And Jin-hyung's walking towards you with a knife and an empty pizza box. Prolly means he's angry right? Jungkook: Yeah you get- Wait what.

Namjoon: [sees tae and jimin playing a game together] Namjoon: [sitting next to yoongi] What happened to their vow of never talking to each other again and hating each other for eternity? Yoongi: 'never' and 'eternity' lasted about 30 minutes.

Showing affection.

Taehyung: Jimin I'm cold :( Jimin: Aw, take my jacket. Jungkook: Hyung, I'm cold too :( Jimin: Come here, I'll set you on fire.

Hyung Line playing volleyball.

Joon & Yoongi on one side and Hobi & Jin on the other side.

Namjoon: Ok your guys have to serve.

Namgi: ....

Yoongi: We meant serve THE BALL.

Yoongi: I hear you've been bird-watching lately. Jungkook: Yeah I have actually. New hobby :D Yoongi: K, so tell me which bird is this then if ur that good. Yoongi: *shows a picture* Jungkook: Yup. That's definitely a bird. *nodding*

Why. Just why.

Jimin: Koo I love you with every inch of my body :))

Jungkook: Well that's not a lot of inches, is it?

Jimin:...

Jin: Put the knife away, jimin.

Pretty woman~

Namjoon: *comes into the room, panting*

Seokjin: You're late.

Namjoon: You're handsome.

Seokjin: *fighting a smile* you're forgiven.

Medical Checkups

Taehyung: So are we done now?

Doctor: In a minute.

Doctor: *writing something down on the prescription* What's the spelling of orange again? *joking*

Taehyung: The fruit or the color?

Doctor: and we might just do a brain scan

Sneaky i c.

Jimin: Joon-Hyung, truth or dare!

Joon: *sighs* dare

Jimin: Brave. Ok, I dare u tooooo.....hhhmmmmmmm....ask jin hyung out on a date?

Joon: *blushes* wha- i mean, ok I'll do it, dare's a dare.

Joon: Hyung do u wanna go-

Jin: Yes.

Joon: Wait but i didn't even-

Jin: I said yes, get ready let's go!

Joon: O-Ok-

Jimin: *texts jin* I'd like those 5 bucks in cash, please.

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