#kpopincorrectquotes

[gihunpookie]

Yeonjun: I'm not gay I swear I'm not gay-

Soobin: *walks in* hi yeonjun

Yeonjun: oh yeah I'm gay :]

Soobin: ......what?

[irlakashi]

Chenle: when i was little, i've always wanted to marry a rich man.

Chenle, holding Jisung's hand in the air: and now my dream finally came true

Jisung: you are literally the richest guy in this room

[babyyoonkook]

Yoongi: Jungkook’s been missing for days

Hoseok: he left five minutes ago...?

Yoongi: I can’t remember his face anymore

Hoseok: Oh my god! He went to the store calm down!

Jungkook: hey hyung’s I g-

Yoongi: Oh my god it’s been too long! [cries and holds onto jungkook]

Jungkook: has he been-

Hoseok: crying and whining? Yeah don’t ever leave again

©BabyYoonkook

[1teamincorrectquotes]

Jinwoo: Hey, are you awake?

Rubin: Yeah

Jinwoo: okay good, I need someone to talk about Zayn Malik with

[y1skies]

Changbin: What is life?

Hyunjin: You

Changbin: Cause I’m your life?

Hyunjin: No, cause life is short

Changbin:

[tinyyeosangie]

Person A: Alright, we need to pack for the three day camping trip *2 Hours Later* Person A: Hurry up!  Person B: *Staggers in carrying a box of 50 face masks and 3 bottles of vodka* Alright lets go!

[irlakashi]

Jisung, yelling: YOU LIL BITCH CHENLE YOU WERE ADOPTED

Chenle, yelling even louder: AT LEAST I WAS WANTED

[irlakashi]

Haechan: describe how much you hate me

Ten: not wanting to sound rude or anything, but if my phone was on 99%, I'd unplug your life support and plug in my charger to get 100%.