[cannibalchicken]

[deathwarlock]

Shaved my head today

[issablog]

@staff @wip @engineering stop recommending me this post 

“based on your likes”

i’ve literally hit “NOT FOR ME” 6 times and you keep showing me BALD

STOP

[deathwarlock]

look at my head boy

[fwizard]

[adxn]

Calm your tits! D:!

[fwizard]

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

[stickyhunter]

HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

Follow my lead, people!

Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

Then everything will be fine.

[fanuary-deactivated20150206]

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

Huh? What is this?

[stickyhunter]

YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[lillix-92]

I'm a butch dating a butch and now the Facebook ads think I'm a gay man. I keep seeing ads for yaoi. Cute comics and stuff lol. Is this a coincidence? Idk maybe.

[redpandarascal]

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

[the-goldenbot]

Remember: women can regenerate your health if you think about them for long enough, but be careful on overcharging it

[scottapez]

i do nothing but think abt women everyday. have i overcharged it.?

[the-goldenbot]

Your natural yuri abilities have given you a resistance to this debuff, but at the cost of being easily flustered by women which temporary disables your abilities

[scottapez]

wow...! thanks for the tip! i think im finally ready to face the dark lord!

[scottapez]

ghhhooooohh fuck. shes sopretty.

[pokemon-with-hats]

jolteon on a beanie pls

I'm assuming you meant in, but just in case...

[8bitstickmod]

vote in comments

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

we need irl subtitles. what are you guys even saying

[chilewithcarnage]

‘are you afab or amab’ why? you tryna figure out what typa holes i got? you tryna bang??

[rogersandclarke]

religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333

atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.

agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from

[valtsv]

horror movie where the goth/punk character escapes the killer by being too spiky to be mauled or stabbed effectively, like those sheep herding dogs with spiked anti-wolf collars

[valtsv]

like this is literally just what some of my friends wear to the club on a friday night

[magicratfingers]

What do vampires do for the holidays

[scooplery]

Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you

PANERA? BREAD??

[olliums]

yeah

https://swimsoups.com

[tahthetrickster]

[dein0nychus]

Pokemon fans: I love this fantasy creature so much, I'm going to befriend it and nurture it until it grows into the best possible version of itself as we learn and mature together!

Monster hunter fans: I love this fantasy creature so much, I'M GOING TO KILL IT OVER AND OVER UNTIL I'VE HARVESTED EVERY PART OF ITS BODY I CAN POSSIBLY WRENCH OFF ITS CORPSE AND THEN MOUNT ITS HEAD ON A STICK AND USE IT AS A HAMMER

[damnwyverngems]

[animentality]

Does obama know about yaoi

[animentality]

Why are you reblogging this again in 2022

[gem-zed]

What if he still doesn’t know :(

[straw-berry-fie-lds-deactivated]