[rivertigo]

do not raise a word against those crusty little white dogs in my presence. 1. they are some of the only breeds that were bred to live in a dumpy apartment not like a golden retriever who longs to swim and run and can’t even chill on your dumb couch cuz of the hair 2. You’ll be singing a different tune when the crusty little dog is a tiny little puppy and is the shade of a beautiful jasmine bloom… and you make fun of the old ladies for babying them when they’re crusty and old but someone will be taking care of YOU when you’re old and crusty and you will wish they love you as much as those old ladies love their crusty dogs….

[lloonlloon]

If ever you are frustrated with your troubled dog for not being less troubled here’s one quick trick to fix that: get another, worser dog that torments you daily. On reappraisal you will find the first dog was actually not very troubled at all and in fact it would be great if that’s all you had to deal with.

[tigerleopardlion]

Jaguar | Andre Novales

[tigerleopardlion]

Yes

[nefja]

Just roadkill. Nothing to see here.

[seabeck]

I got fooled by a fledgling today. In my defense it was a fledgling the size of one of my adult chickens and I thought it was an injured adult that was stuck in the brush so I picked it up to see if it needed to go to the rehab, and baby

[seabeck]

Birds can tell if you’re gullible

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

just the face I want to get woken up by

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

just the face I want to get woken up by

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[arcolan]

11 year old border collie: gets a special shot for his chronic back pain this morning

2pm: "where's the dog he can't possibly have jumped over the fence"

3pm: "hi i live in [another village]! I got your dog here, if you can come fetch him?"

"well at least that new medication is working 💀"

[emcapi]

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[thesneakyfox]

[ID: A drawing of a dog wearing a vest that says “unemployed.”]

[the-haiku-bot]

[ID: A drawing

of a dog wearing a vest

that says “unemployed.”]

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I like videos of elephants scaring off predators. They just throw stuff at them.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You think you can eat me? Consider this.

*throws a rock at you*

[what-even-is-thiss]

Watching a giraffe fight off predators on the other hand makes me think that they are controlled by some kind of string puppet contraption.

[king-the-pathetic]

This little freak is following me

[king-the-pathetic]

It caught me, how can I survive this encounter?

maybe a treat will satisfy his hunger?

tummy rubs might be his weakness?

Voting ended onMay 7

[king-the-pathetic]

The tummy rubs worked! thanks y'all, I am spared for now

[merlinimbus]

So he really doesn't like the dryer on his head

[plaguedocboi]

I was looking for a good picture of a hellbender for an article I’m writing and I found these which maybe aren’t “good” for an article but my god are they Good

[teathattast]

[scout90-again]

The beautiful ship coming in to harbor:

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[p4w]