The Tortle Whore

B A L L Z

[itzpaige]

I love him but why does he look like this

[lilpace2001]

This you?

[itzpaige]

I won't deny it but yOU BITCH

[lilpace2001]

*squints at Leo* I dunno wHAT you’re talkin’ ‘bout

[itzpaige]

I love him but why does he look like this

[lilpace2001]

This you?

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[bcnnibeau-deactivated20200330]

me: *thinks about being manhandled into a tango by a villain singing about their evil plans*

[bob-belcher]

Detective Pikachu sadly singing the original Pokémon theme song 

[keybladesoras]

POETIC CINEMA!! 

[bettsfic]

a hill i will happily die upon

[doesitsparkjoytho]

This has been an important public service announcement

[monelite]

me reading about the projared adultery drama moodboard

[bottleofstardust]

The Infinity Saga (2008-2019)

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

┏┓

┃┃╱╲ In this

┃╱╱╲╲ house

╱╱╭╮╲╲ we stan

▔▏┗┛▕▔ & protecc

╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲

T H I C C T H O R

╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲

▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

[kattimariias]

thatse my Tea

[mrbananny]

[lilpace2001]

Unpopular Opinion

The new Sonic movie has a lot of potential to be a great movie and people are only judging it because of Sonic’s new design which won’t effect the movie by the slightest.

[anywigwilldo]

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

[vikingserket]

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

[whisperrun-blog]

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

[whisperrun-blog]

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

[penandpage]

[dark-ayyyyy-blog]

aight

[sunbeamrobin-deactivated2018073]

OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

[thornsword]

DO IT

[20053]

WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT

[cherrychanart-deactivated201703]

YES!!!

[markiplitesaway]

Something awesome for you guys!!! :D

[lunarautumn]

Just want to see if this is actually a thing … will delete in a few minutes.

[tehrogue]

OMG THAT WAS INTENSE!

[epiphanies]

Chris Evans for A Starting Point

His idea for the website came from his own search for a straightforward source of information on the issues without any spin: “I just thought, ‘Why isn’t there a place I can go to hear both sides of an issue in a succinct way that I can trust?’” the actor notes in his video.

“It’s a one-stop shop for simple digestible information from people who know best,” Evans explains.

[corsolanite]

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

This is Self Care Charizard. Reblog whenever you need a temporary release from whatever stresses you currently have.