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Twitter is hell 

[doctordeus-deactivated20190218]

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Racist are gonna be walking around barefooted

[onlyblackgirl]

[onlyblackgirl]

They having a meltdown.

[littleblue-black-girl]

Bruhhh

[thejovians]

Imagine hating black people and being so blinded by patriotism

[pileofknives]

[alfea]

shoutout to the unsung heroes of vine, the ones who allowed the magic to happen: the employee who arranged the fre sha voca do letters, the road construction worker who put out the road work ahead sign, the folks who hosted the party where wrow happened…. let us not forget those who put the pieces in place to give us the gifts we have today

[gaggotry-remade]

the girl who handed Tara the empty drink

[mamawardentotherescue]

the girl who knew the whole drama with those roommates

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

The mom who owned a Valentino white bag

[gahdamnpunk]

It was Christopher Columbus’ reincarnation

[goldengirlsytp-deactivated20250]

[internetsomebody]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same

in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.” 

so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad

yeah

[abigailmarstons]

Oh, hello! We didn’t get a chance to introduce ourselves before.

[fy-jungkook]

[mostlysignssomeportents]

West Hollywood unanimously approves permanent removal of Trump's Walk of Fame star

Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame has become a honeypot for vandals, MAGA-hat cretins, and all sorts of shenanigans, so the West Hollywood City Council unanimously voted to remove it permanently.

https://boingboing.net/2018/08/07/west-hollywood-unanimously-app.html

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

Fucking superb

[justsomeantifas]

us government: what could possibly happen when we remove net neutrality? yall worry too much.

verizon rubbing their greedy hands together: no one will be able to contest our actions

verizon:

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[poppunklegs]

Jacob: u up

Jacob: how is your day

Jacob: you’re ugly anyways

[do-black-people-do-stuff-deacti]

I would like to run a panel called ‘So you’ve discovered your favorite content creator is an asshole, what now?’

[do-black-people-do-stuff-deacti]

My next panel will be called ‘How to describe dark-skinned characters in fanfic without making them sound like an item off a starbuck’s menu’

[do-black-people-do-stuff-deacti]

It’s called “The Writers Weren’t Tricking You: How to spot the difference between legit queerbaiting and you just being delusional over two dudes who just stand next to each other.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My old friend got pregnant, and her family is so fundamentally religious that they accepted her story that it was a virgin pregnancy rather than let themselves believe she had //whispers// relations.

When I heard she was pregnant, I flew to Mexico to help with the  preparations. I told her I knew the truth, and she started crying and told me she had no idea who the father was, because she didn’t remember.

Anyway, at one point I went to the theatre to see Suicide Squad and Jared Leto was there in full Joker costume creeping people out by sitting behind them and blowing on their necks whenever he came on screen.

When he did it to me, I turned around and just said “Leah’s pregnant.” and he turned white. I mean, you could see him go pale from underneath his makeup. He looked stricken. Then he just said, “thanks.” in a quiet voice, and got up and left.

I went back home without seeing Leah again, but she called me right before i woke up, crying, saying her family had disowned her because she was having the baby of an actor.

[angel-collective]

Fuck I forgot to read the url and I thought this was someone’s actual life event or some shit

[nemojoons-moved]

IDOL (2018) Official Review

absolute fucking banger, it slaps so hard, 10/10 would be mindfucked again

[kookmint]

Stream ‘IDOL’ now 🔥

[eucataestrophe]

Idol’s a bop, y’all are just lame

People on Twitter are celebrating. Tumblr,,,,what’s up? I’m seeing a bunch of ya’ll bitching because “it’s too random”, “it’s too much cgi”, etc.

You do…realize that’s the point their proving. They’re bucking everything.

- Kpop mv’s get a bad rap because people claim they’re “XD XD so random!!!1″. Hence the random CGI effects. [read this tweet] - They DIRECTLY handled the artists vs. idols situation in the first few lines. [see this tweet] - We’ve all been bitching about the airport safety situation. So they had people grabbing at Tae. - Taehyung wore his glasses AND his mullet. Lots of people downed him for both of those things. - Everyone dog-piling on them and saying they were becoming “too western” with DNA. Hanboks. Fans. References to Korean history. [read this tweet] - Someone told Namjoon on a VLive to stop using so many filters on stream. So they used lots in that one part of the video. [read this tweet] - “All kpop sounds/looks the same!” …which is why they used a African-Korean fusion beat with this particular music video. - “All of the members look the same”. See the duplicated faces of the members. - They also said for everyone to mind their own business because they’re gonna do whatever the hell they want to.

[heyseoulsistar]

you can’t stop me lovin’ myself