[bonjour700]

[icameas-roman]

tha fuck? This squirrel water bending!

[emeraldcharos-blog]

[maniacalmole]

My goals for old age are somewhere between this lady:

And this gentleman:

[pog-mo-bhlog]

@fluidpuck you aged 70

[marcvscicero]

writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page 

[fencer-x]

I came out here, to this point, to this place, hoping against all hope and despite signs and portends suggesting otherwise that I might, somehow, find myself having a pleasant experience, and yet here I stand, alone against the world, feeling assaulted, attacked on all fronts, knowing not my enemy’s name nor his face nor whether our battle is done.

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

….is that “I came here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now” but by Oscar Wilde

[kthrynhahn]

Embeth Davidtz as Jennifer Honey in Matilda (1996), directed by Danny DeVito.

[whateverthepoodle-deactivated20]

This is still the biggest mood tbh

[cat-memes-only]

[mysharona1987]

[andthenyourealizethat]

[mainflopgirl]

if im gonna be famous i want to be flo rida famous. this man has three billboard hot 100 #1 hits and no one can name a single thing about him except for the fact that he is from florida. no annoying stans, no controversy. just radio friendly bops. this is the type of cryptic celebrity status i wish to achieve. he just pops up once every few years makes a hit song then goes back to wrestling alligators or recounting elections…..or whatever it is that floridians even do. he allegedly has a net worth of $30 million dollars and i dont even know what he looks like. has anyone ever seen a picture of this man??? no. can anyone of you even tell me his real name without googling it first??? no. all we truly know is that he likes them apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur that she had on but we dont even know what HE was wearing in that situation do we??? this man has the right idea i respect you flo rida i really do

[hydro-homies]

Congratulations!

[thebestoftumbling]

When Leia Isn’t Home (x)

[journeyofthepoet]

This better not get cut out of the new movie.

[literal-ghost]

I saw the clarinet and thought “please be what I hope it is”. I was not disappointed.

[we-were-angels-once]

YODAS SUNGLASSES FALL OFF IM CRYING

[lynati]

A thing of beauty!

[amusicianontheroof]

Hahaha!

[trainthief]

PARDON?!!??

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

I’m sure this has been asked before but would vampires drink period blood, and more importantly would the clumps just be a bonus for them?

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

ever had bubble tea?

[zsnes]

im going to hurt all of you im going to hit both of you with a heavy rock

[princesseblade]

it’s pretty much asking if the vampire likes pulp

[monzterzack]

[marxisforbros]

The Babushkas Of Chernobyl Dir. Anne Bogart, Holly Morris

[moonskek-deactivated20251028]

This is who I aspire to be

[kawaki]

i don’t think you guys understand how much I think about this vid

[flipyeahkelly-deactivated202209]

terry crews could lift Thor’s hammer rb if u agree

[tedllasso]

#Masterpiece