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Lima's Latest News.

It seems the quiet town of Lima, hasn't been so quiet the last past weeks. With the pregnancy scandal we didn't think things could get more intense, but apparently Alana Evan's isn't the only Evan's to lose her V-card. Rumor has it that Austin Evans 18th birthday meant becoming a man in more ways than one. Apparently the party hosted at the Evans household was big on the booze. Drunkenly Austin and niece of Santana Lopez Veronica Lopez, were reported to have 'got it on' in the 18 year old's room. Hm, we wonder how his father will take to the news of this? We can't imagine he'll take it to bad, as it seems he's been having some fun of his own. Spotted out recently with his former high school sweetheart Quinn Fabray. From what our source tells us, both of them were sitting talking lovingly, and the retired NFL star seemed to have 'forgotten' his wedding band or the fact he even had a wife at all.

Moving away from the dysfunctional Evans drama, it the Hummel-Anderson clan is competition for the crown of most dysfunctional family. Not only is Mr.Anderson currently residing in the guest room it seems that the two are at each others throats and it's effecting the children. Emma Anderson, who was allegedly 'grounded' was spotted out for a night on the town with Dani Lopez, Allie Puckerman, and Ace Abrams. The four were spotted getting drunk at a local night club, apparently things got a bit steamy between Abrams and Anderson, no word if she's pregnant yet. Hopefully Abrams unlike Hudson knows the proper way to 'wrap his willy when getting silly.' In other Hummel-Anderson related news, the stress of her parents divorce has sent Rosalie Anderson off to Uncle Coopers. We can't help but wonder if Uncle Coopers is code word for 'rehab' the teen was spotted with various cuts along her wrist, we however could get no comment from her family on the matter.

Ever wonder what happened the silent dancer Mike Chang? Well word on the street is Mr.Chang is a bit of an alcoholic as of recent. When trying to get an interview with Mr.Chang we found him to be incoherent and a bit moody. It seems everyone's favorite lovable dancing Asian is not so friendly anymore. We wonder if marital problems are to blame. Who knew a relationship solely based on being Asian would fail. 

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I'm dying for some gossip here! Hurry those writers up! ( please? (: )

You shall be pleased soon, dear anonymous friend.

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Alana Evans has a tail.

...Okay then.

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When are we going to find out more gossip?

Our writers are working on it.

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LOOKS LIKE WE SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED ABOUT MISS ALANA EVANS' BABY SHOCK.

Well, who saw this one coming? After getting new about Alana Evans running away to Tennessee, we did a little research on the President of McKinleys celibacy club and were quite surprised about the the information we got.

It was nice how everyone went on giving Kevin Hudson the look of shame because he was the one knocking up poor, little Alana. But how can we be so sure that Hudson is the babies daddy? It wouldn't be the first time a Hudson gets lied to the face about a possible child after all.

Looks like daughter of NFL Player Sam Evans and Brittany Pierce has been around quite a lot, with more than one guy. And thanks to our anonymous source, we even have some pictures to prove it.

So Alana, enlighten us, who's the daddy?

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We're back! With new stories and more gossip!

And a special thanks to our anonymous source. The stories will  be posted during the next week, starting this evening.

If you have any secrets you don't want us to expose, you should tell them now before we do it for you.

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Who's gay for each other?

Maybe you should tell us the answer?

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Broadway Star returning to Lima! And NFL Star Sam Evans and Wife spotted flirting - just not with each other!

Seems like one Rachel Berry finally decided to work on her parenting as a Broadway insider confirmed that the wannabe starlet quit her role in the musical to be closer to her family. Personally we can't wait to see Miss Berry fail and loose her children one more time to ex husband Jesse St. James.

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After the rumors about the possible teen pregnancy spread like a fire in a barn, soon to be teen mom Alana Evans confirmed her pregnancy by posting a sonogram on tumblr. And though we still weren't sure about the baby daddy insiders pointed towards a conversation where Evans encouraged Kevin Hudson 'to tell his dad'.

Congratulations to both families from the Lima Times.

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As if the Evans family didn't have enough going on it seems like now the parents want to add their bit to drama. And it seems as if they don't even try to hide it and prefer to stay in their close group of friends. Looks like both have a special interest in the best friend of the other one.

Now, we always knew that Sam Evans and virginity hoarder Santana Lopez - who apparently also was the one taking the NFL Star's virginity - had a very special relationship, but after last night we'd like to know how come Lopez still knows so much about little Sammy? Our guess is that there is more behind those talks about Kama Sutra and porn.

But looks like Brittany Pierce Evans is too busy thinking about Mike Chang's Asian penis to care about what her best friend and husband are doing. Her interest seemed to grow when Lopez confirmed that when it came to Chang the rumor about Asian men having small penises is not true. Pierce looked so fascinated, that she probably can't wait to check if her best friend was telling the truth.

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Technical breakdown, baby drama & a sincere apology from us.

Now we hope all of you enjoyed our last post about the parenting skills of our beloved and it saddens us that due to technical trouble the post is no longer available.

But that doesn't change the fact that, the ´price´of the worst parent belongs to Sam Evans. Now we knew that action figures were a bad idea, but according to Lima Star the only daughter of the retired NFL Star might be pregnant. And just to keep things fair, we think Evans should share the spot with no other than Finn Hudson, because apparently his son played the sperm donor.

For now we cannot confirm or deny this rumor, but in case it is true, the staff of the Lima Times says congratulations.

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At this point we want to apologize to Santana Lopez, as we have been told Lopez was not drinking because she couldn't handle the situation of taking care of her own kids and temporary taking care of her brother's daughter, Veronica Lopez. Because it looks like the fourth Lopez is going to stay in Lima. A insider close to the family confirmed that Veronica was send to live with Santana because her father and Santana's brother, Ricardo Lopez, suddenly died. The staff of the Lima Times is very sorry for your loss.

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Good evening Lima!

You probably ask yourselfwhat is this? Well, that shouldn't be too hard to figure out, right? I'm either your best friendorworst nightmare.

You might think my goal is to ruin your life, but the only person ruining it would be you, because my only goal is the truth. After all, everything we - as residents of Lima want -  is living happily together like a big, happy family.

Which would bring me to our first topic, because I've heard some of take the term ´family`more serious than others. But more later.

Right now it's up to you. Is there something going on around here, that everyone should know? I'm sure you know what you have to do.

Help a friend out: [click] or [click]