teej

yeezy taught me

[fynewnewyork]

[limbometj-blog]

Sometimes I just can't stop thinking about you.

[wheredidcamillego]

Love according to Poussey Washington.

[6nce-deactivated20170929]

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

lmfao

[orlarry]

when you make a joke and your parents turn it into a serious conversation

[mtv]

Grocery shopping with #jheneaiko

[famousest-deactivated20210114]

SPOONING

Little Spoon:

feeling safe and secured

it feels so warm mmmm

straight to sleep bc comfy

Big Spoon:

face full of hair

one dead arm 

awkward boner

[thishartominefeelz]

Little Spoon:

too hot/can’t wiggle

someone’s drool on neck

holding in farts

Big Spoon:

fart all ya want

perfect temperature

get up and go on tumblr anytime 

[queercakes]

This is a complete list of the pros/cons involved in spooning. What a wonderful spooning reference post.

[morticiaandthediamonds-blog]

date someone who loves your belly

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by insulting my arch-nemesis

In Geography today we were learning about global warming, standard stuff really. Turns out, as you may or may not know, cows produce 50kg of solid waste a day. So my arch-nemesis who we’ll call Jane whispers to her friend

‘How much shit do you reckon we produce in a day?’

Now, Jane’s whispers are practically shouts so everyone in the class turns around to face her and starts shouting out numbers

‘½ kg’

‘2 kg’

‘1kg’

and before I can stop myself I say ‘Jane, you produce about 5kg a day but most of it comes from your mouth!’

The class is silent for a second.Then erupts into laughter. This carries on for another minute until Jane does something I really didn’t expect her to do. She picks up a chair and throws it at me…

We have both been suspended.

[cuzracecar]

[ommanyte]

I HAVE COMPLETED THE JOEY CHALLENGE, I HAVE BEATEN TEAM ROCKET, COLLECTED 16 BADGES, BEATEN THE LEAGUE TWICE, AND HAVE DEFEATED RED, I HAVE COMPLETED THE ENTIRE GAME USING ONLY A TOP PERCENTAGE RATTATA, I HAVE NOT FAINTED ONCE, TOP % TOP % TOP %

[slimezaku]

THIS MAN DESERVES THE HIGHEST AWARD!

[ommanyte]

[jungeums]

when a little kid is wiser than you

[lindsaylohoean-deactivated20160]

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

[igotthemusic]

This person flipped Childish Gambino’s ‘’U Don’t Have To Call’’ and I just..

It’s so beautiful.

[childishlee-deactivated20171205]

I’m here for this and I’m never leaving!

[eatpussylivehappy]

eating out a girl to this next time i get a chance

[the111444u]

I’m happy with this

[betterthankanyebitch]

[phuckindope]

LMFAO

[manif3stlove]

I laughed so hard when I saw this

[sipnsyphe]

LOL

[ghdos-blog]

This is still funny.

[tittytaytay]

me to anyone taller than me

[f0llar]

^^^

[theryanproject]

😂😂😂😂

[dynastylnoire]

Literally why I can’t stand dudes. This is me and this “nice guy” ’s first conversation via text.

[tanae-briana-deactivated2018010]

[quasinohoes]

that transition was raw as hell. 

[iverbz]

0-100

[thighetician]

Staggering.

[kingjaffejoffer]

lmao

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

“Why cant men be more upfront?” Then soon as a nigga keep it 💯 yall mad.

[add-at-its-finest]

^

[linseymorris]

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

[fatandfabulousmermaid]

THIS FUCKED ME UP

[b00ksandp0ems]

Now this is one of my favorite quotes from tfios. None of that ‘okay’ shit. This just shows the pure and raw pain that hazel was feeling.