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i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

hadesisqueer

"You have anxiety" I grew up watching Code Lyoko and seeing Aelita doing flips and taking 84 years to deactivate the tower while everyone was about to fucking die. Of course I have anxiety

caspercryptid

This is your sign to change your Harry Potter URL. This is your sign to edit your house out of your bio. Trans people are going to see you in their notifs and worry you're a terf or block you. Edit your blog description. Come up with another handle. Thank you.

voraciouspangolin

snoomfies

Snoopy item of the day: Snoopy Puffer Coat Lidded Mug from Kohls

makaeru

I've always disliked the creep of American culture over Australia, but I think this is the worst thing yet.

Retailers have started running Black Friday sales. This is very wrong because:

We don't celebrate Thanksgiving

Black Friday is January 13 1939, when bushfires wiped out 2 million hectares and killed 71 people

It's really upsetting that the first page of Google results for "Black Friday Australia" are all sales. Please. That is not our country.

Black Friday is the second largest (by area) bushfire in recorded Australian history. It lead to a Royal Commission on forestry management to mitigate future fires.

The fires currently burning in NSW and Queensland have destroyed 1.6 million hectares so far, which has been exacerbated by inaction on climate change and cutting of funding to fire services by Gladys "koala killer" Berejiklian.

Just...no. I can't deal with this. Please don't encourage retailers by spending money on their "black Friday" sales. Consider donating to the RFS instead.

makaeru

Bringing this back because I just got my first Black Friday sale ad on fb from an Australian company and I want to start throwing hands.

It's frightening that only 1.6 million ha were destroyed at the time of my post, because by the end of Black Summer it was 18.6 million ha.

And to my fellow Aussies: ad standards won't do anything about advertisers running Black Friday sales, but you can directly message companies and tell them you think it's in very poor taste.

makaeru

Bringing this back.

18.6 million hectares is three quarters the size of the United Kingdom. It is slightly larger than the US state of Washington. But hey, consumerism.

swimmy

Holy shit queen

like the way so many people talk about the ‘problems with poly relationships’ makes me feel bad for not only their monogamous partners but even their close friends and their damn kids, bc they’ll just be listing shit that comes down to emotional maturity and compassion everyone should be growing and exercising in EVERY relationship

wizardarchetypes

like ‘i could never be poly because i’m such a jealous person lol! if my partner even looks at someone on the street i get pissed off!’

cool, that sounds like a nightmare for your monogamous relationship also!

nopecontest

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

pigswithwings

"male socialized" this, "female socialized" that. I WASNT SOCIALIZED!!!!! #straydog

mellifluouscountess

When I was drunk one night and watching the Jellyfish livestream, I reached out to the Monterey Bay Aquarium with a dumb question about their jellyfish... And they actually emailed me back.

(yes, these are actually my own screenshots, I am in tears laughing)

DO YOUR ANIMAL EXPERTS HAVE TO UNTANGLE THE JELLYFISH

AND THE ANSWER IS FUCKING YES, THE JELLIES GET TANGLED SOMETIMES LMAO

draconym

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.