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@limiro
HAHAHAHA
some stagehand probably: mr. tchaikovsky sir we cant actually hit the drum this hard it will break the instrument
potyr ilyich tchaikovsky, wheeling a cannon into the theater: does it look like i give a fuck, johann
My life has had no greater joy than knowing elephants think I’m cute
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
@gallusrostromegalus
This Big Boy is a Brahma, the largest breed of chicken. They’re also one of the gentlest and tamest chickens out there, a bit like the Great Danes of poultry. He lives in Kosovo with his (very proud) owner Fitim Sejfija, and two hens, where he is a good and gentle man and very loved.
Brhamas typically don’t get quite this big (He’s 16.5 lbs and almost 3 feet tall. most are closer to 14 lbs and 2′6″) but they’re really nice and cuddly birds.
I’m sorry but scientifically, that is categorized as a friendly fluff dinosaur.
THIS IS A REAL BIG BOI
He’s baaaack
Random sci fi bit:
Someone walks into a room announcing, “I hate to be the bearer of bad news…” and their alien friend spits water because the translator said, “I’m unhappily pregnant with new evil.”
Who the fuck programmed their translator, Google?
Google WOULD do shit like this.
You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.
You decide it’s best to find out what you can about this person. Cautiously, you approach his desk. He’s a handsome man, tall, but with a disarming smile. How could such a friendly guy with such cute, dorky glasses be dangerous?
You extend your hand. “I noticed you’re new here. What’s your name?”
He shakes your hand warmly. His gaze is piercing, as if he’s looking right through you. “The name’s Clark,” he says. “So, how long have you worked for the Daily Planet?”
This one wins.
It’s been a few weeks, and one of Clark’s friends shows up. She’s pretty and all, enough muscle that she must work out. First thought would be that she should be maybe a 6.
Clark’s introducing her around. “This is my good friend, Diana, she’s in from out of town.”
You blink, and take a step back in fear. You’ve never seen an 11 before.
why does this remind me of this?
is that just my sapphic mood in regards to Diana rearing it’s gay as fuck head or did anyone else get that?
Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?
I will never not reblog this little cutie
This is pretty adorable, I wonder f this little bugger takes my socks too?.
He does take your socks. And he loves them. Very warm.
Sometimes cats can’t be explained.
He’s lying on his prey to capture it while it’s dazed (cats do this while playing with mice!). His lashing tail shows he is still very excited. Then, when he moves, it also moves a bit and his sensitive belly hairs detect this. Prey is awake! Play again!
And sometimes, cats can be explained
superheroes as sharks (and other marine animals)
as you can see, im putting my art skills to great use and making really thoughtful and insightful art
i made this for the wonderful @batfan-of-the-batfam / @shitty-superhero-sketches birthday because the two things she cares most about in life are sharks and superheroes
pls dont repost anywhere, just reblog!
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This headline and last paragraph though…
IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND
Reblogging this again because Chris just made me realize that sheep are so stupid that I can’t even think like them:
These sheep? They are actually running away from the car.
They are so stupid that they’re following each other in a circle around the thing they are running from.
SHEEPNADO
when your group cohesion is set higher than your flee response distance.
This is actually called a sheep cyclone and it happens because sheep don’t have a hierarchy. In most herds, whichever animal is the leader will sense danger and take off running. The rest of the herd takes it’s cues from the leader and follows. Sheep, on the other hand, don’t have a leader. If the flock runs, they run, and they follow whatever fluffy tail happens to be in front of them. Usually, this works out fine for the sheep. Occasionally, however, the sheep in the front starts following the fluffy tail of the sheep in the back so the whole flock ends up running in circles, going nowhere fast.
aaaaaAAAAAHHHH WHY IS THE SCARY THING NOT GOING AWAY IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE!?!!¿?!¿??!
if you were born in the 2000s there’s a 100% chance i still think y’all are like 7.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas ♬
JIM HENSON USED THE KERMIT THE FROG PROTOTYPE TO MAKE ADS IN THE 1950′S-60′S?? THEY’RE ALL CURSED AND IM AFRAID TO WATCH THEM . GOD HELP ME
Uhmmmm….
@wackd
honestly you really need to see these things in motion because they’re buck wild
(also i’m gonna be That Guy and point out that wilkins wasn’t a prototype kermit as kermit already existed, although he was Kermit the Fucked Up Lizard Thing rather than Kermit the Frog at that point in time)