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Hi, I'm Gwyndolin, a transgender lesbian girl (she/her) and this is my horny blog.
I am extremely kink positive and striving to get freakier every day, and none of it will be tagged.
I like FAT TRANSGENDER WOMEN WHO ACT LIKE DOGS
I also like nerdy stuff like mtg, pokemon, one piece, and gaming in general
DMs are open for whatever you like, I'm pretty desperate for attention so I love chatting about anything.
Littlespace? Uh, no, dummy. Space is big, really big.
You could try and remember when you were a person. But my girl cock is better so keep bouncing, pup.
That's a good doggy. Feel mommys thick cock bulge against your stomach as your brain turns to mush. Keep bouncing as all those pesky thoughts disappear from that useless brain of yours and you can only remember how good it feels to my fleshlight ^×^
Now go ahead and cum those last few braincells away, mutt <3
does anyone have a big hyper horny dog who needs to burn off some energy for a couple hours asking for a friend and for no reason at all
i would also like to know for a friend and no other reason please
So I just simultaneously did, and possibly didn't lose my job today :)
Very much did in the sense that I literally do not know where my job is at the moment. But, for the time being I haven't been let go because nobody else including the store owner knows where it is either.
So, I don't wanna risk doxxing myself by posting pictures but goddamn am I tempted because this is not a believable event. This is a cartoon problem. For looneytoons.
But yeah, so, I work(ed?) at a kiosk selling boba tea, right? Freestanding kiosk in the mall with full water and electrical hookups and multiple fridges and sinks and a mini kitchen and the works. Fully functional tea shop. Very important to note that it was there last night, The work chat was discussing another issue last night at closing time. I'll get back to this.
It's been showing signs of being on the way out with how business is being handled lately and I've been considering other options, which is probably why I'm not as torn up about this as I should be, but maybe it just hasn't set in yet, but that's not the point. The point is there's been a lot of shit breaking and not being replaced and nobody mentioning anything about it until I walk into work in the morning and have to figure out why shit like the fucking cash register isn't there today. So I'm kinda used to having to ask questions about big things that nobody bothered to update me on. I was out for two weeks recovering from a surgery, so I came to work this morning assuming there'd be some kind of bullshit, yeah?
So, the question I had to ask the chat this morning was:
Not a text I ever thought I'd have to send in sincerity, but there it is. Because what I found instead was a fenced off patch of discolored tiles and a few holes in the floor where my entire place of employment used to be.
And the answer? Nobody knows! It was there last night when the mall closed, and every single trace of the structure and all its contents including drink making supplies and our safe and cashbox was gone when it opened again. And when I say nobody knows, I mean everyone from last night's closers to the actual (former?) owner of the store jad no fucking clue about this until getting that text from me this morning. For once I am actually the first to know. 🎉.
So. I guess I didn't so much lose my job as had it stolen. Not by AI, but good old fashioned hands-on human beings picking it up and carrying it away somehow. All mall security would tell me was that they were instructed not to tell me anything and have us contact our management. Who also don't know anything. And later on I came across some construction workers around the gravesite of the kiosk discussing filling in the holes, asked them about it, and was told that they "weren't at liberty to say".
So, not only is my job gone in the most literal physical sense of the word, but it was taken in some kind of super secret kiosk extraction in the dead of night without any warning or witnesses and nobody is allowed to speak of it. The store owner said she was gonna figure it out 10 hours ago and still no word back.
I don't know what else to say aside from I've been laughing all day and I'm gonna have a hell of a time explaining Schrodinger's Unemployment to the benefits office.
Update that is not an update because I'm basically certain this isn't what actually happened:
My mother in law thinks the FBI took it.
Not any of the other stores around the state. Just the one little kiosk.
Why? Because she loves a conspiracy and is just a little bit extra.
Also because she was around for the massive crackdown on Yakuza-owned businesses in Waikiki (in her homestate) that did actually involve the FBI seizing stores (no confirmation of making kiosks cleanly disappear in the middle of the night though).
Still no word from my job on what's actually going on, but the most likely theory so far is that maybe the kiosk was on lease and got repossessed? The mystery continues
(also shout out to the person who proposed Carmen Sandiego)
ACTUAL (partial) UPDATE:
According to the owner, based on what she's been able to find out, the kiosk was not removed legally and they're starting a potentially long process of legal action. I hope she gets to sue the shit out of whoever did it but for now at least I know for sure I'm unemployed.
Really hoping for more details in terms of who/why/how, so I'll keep updating if I learn anything.
For now the summary is: An unnamed entity that is most likely mall management (on account of mall security cooperating with them) stole an entire kiosk and all the contents including money and machinery with barely a trace in the middle of the night grinch-style, with zero warning or explanation, and ensured the silence of both security and the construction crew, in an action that was definitely preplanned and illegal, and as far as I know nobody knows its whereabouts.
So now I'm officially out of a job. Because my workplace was literally stolen in the night.
Actually fuck it let's share some photos cause I wouldn't be inclined to believe this myself. It's not like anyone can stalk me at my job now and I'm not gonna have to see any coworkers that might find my tumblr.
Enjoy the unintentionally funniest text I've ever sent in my life
Aaand a close-up:
The last remains of a once Very Much Solid And Immobile Workplace
HEY HI HELLO THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE
via @kagaminilen
[cut to a kiosk on legs, sipping a boba, while wandering into the nearest forest on chicken legs]
Here you go @a-bit-too-dyscrasic
Oh my goodness you're my hero this is so beautiful
Holy fuck my job got fan art
hey. is this yours?
HOLY SHIT
edit: I should clarify this isn't my kiosk. my kiosk was probably taken out in pieces and most likely by mall management. but it's an extremely funny coincidence
SMALL UPDATE
Still haven't heard back from the unemployment office, but a few days ago I ended up telling this to the SNAP caseworker, who absolutely lost her shit and then put everything on hold to go investigate this herself out of a sense of justice and Needing To Know More. World's most nosy angel who helped me out a lot in general (in case she ends up seeing this: I appreciate her so much).
While she didn't find a facebook listing for a used kiosk (yes, that post is just a coincidence, I'm sorry), what she did find was the actual kiosk for sale. By the owner. On a reputable website.
Now, there are a lot of funny conclusions to be drawn from this, but I'm afraid it's not quite that wild. I asked a friend in management about it and turns out the listing is from months before the disappearance, it wasn't kept a secret, it just wasn't relevant. She had been trying to sell it for a while without much luck, wasn't selling the entire business, but just the kiosk with that branch included (the listing advertised that it would include the equipment and drink recipes and retain the current staff). It also said the lease with the mall was active until some time in 2027.
So, no, as funny as that would be, the owner did not heist her own kiosk. However, what this does tell us is:
She must have owned the kiosk outright, so the only way this could be a repossession is if she had a mortgage on it? I guess?
It definitely isn't about the lease being up. So any eviction would legally require like 30-days notice and, presumably, a valid reason like a violation of the terms. (this is how it works with renting homes in my country, and I've never rented a business location, so I can only guess that it's similar)
The store was not financially beneficial enough to keep. This could just mean that she was focusing on other ventures like she says in the listing, but it could really also mean that she was having money trouble and couldn't afford to keep the location.
SO. This leaves the most likely scenario being that the owner was behind on rent, and the mall manager (who has a history of being outta control and pulling shit like this, as well as harassing asian businesses and our shop specifically) decided to illegally remove the entire kiosk about it.
Still no confirmation at all about anything, but I remembered the listing today and realized it gave some additional clues.
Also, sorry to go asking, but I'm gonna slip my ko-fi link in here because both final checks and unemployment are taking much longer than expected, and I had to move apartments very suddenly (like found out the day after losing my job kine sudden), which is burning through my savings too. The job market in my region is absolute dogshit right now and I'm partially disabled so I'm kinda freaking out. Everyone's struggling right now so if you're enjoying the story but can't donate please don't feel guilty, I also like sharing the laughs.
Re-blogging the latest update, both for the update and so that your Ko-fi link goes as far as possible
I really hope your now ex-box at least gets the money back because they stole the safe didn't they? Like as hilarious and shocking as this is this strikes me as very much illegal.
equivalent of a trans robot girls shitty first makeup is her atrocious welds on her first boob plate. absolutely essential she gets a loving mechanic girlfriend to fix her up
>Can [CONFIRM], we've all been there. [>_<]
I think one of the major things I'm slowly coming to accept as i continue to transition is that gaining weight isn't bad! I am unfortunately underfed and severely underweight, doctors telling me I'm exponentially losing weight and am "wasting away" which as rough it is to hear, its true. I am not taken care of in my parents house but for now, I'm 21 with no where to go. Anyways back on track, but that realization that hit me recently is I need to gain weight, and its totally okay to do so! It doesn't make me less attractive to be well fed, it doesn't make me less attractive to have a bit of a tummy, i dont mind some plumpness if it'll keep me from wasting away. Its healthy, its okay, and theres no need to be afraid of it. I think its a beautiful thing to stop worrying about beauty standards and expectations of others and to start taking care of yourself. Something I'm beginning to realize myself. Hearing it from others flew by me without holding on to the words...but now that I'm realizing it on my own? it's wonderful, i just want to eat, to be a healthy weight, and to live happily! Also tbh it'll probably add to my cute factor XD
Anyways long rant post over!! See y'all around!!!
its important for girls that they get to do lots and lots of really perverted and gross things to other girls
giving my pooltoy gf a blowjob but my hair keeps static clinging to her stomach
Someone needs to get laid and it's definitely me
hearing someone you love laugh is? easily one of the best things on earth
put me on a leash take me for a walk (NONSEXUAL, I'M A LITTLE ANIMAL)
unless you like to FUCK little animals...
panties that say "this machine fucks dogs"
reblogging this everytime I see it
'spicebreaking', as i'd like to call it, is a real and severely underrated kink and i am going to pioneer it. we need to start forcefeeding these poor poor ignorant girls the hottest spiciest foods we can find on the menus of every kind of restaurant we can find until theyre sobbing and weak and their eyes are flush red and they're grabbing onto you for any comfort and begging for you to get them water or milk or anything (and theyre completely unable to fight back) for hours after . and then keep doing that on a regular basis until they can start to take it.
this post resulted in multiple violent threats
This is just what dating white people feels like
The average white is racist.
By which I actually DON’T mean that the average white would call me a nigger to my face outside the lofty confines of a reasonably anonymous account or an anon ask in my inbox. They find themselves too vulnerable and me far too scary for that in most situations. And after all, they’re a GOOD person, who has evolved past racism! In fact, I bet they’re fixing their mouths to say that I’m ACTUALLY racist towards whites, no matter how well spoken I may be (and then to slap on anon to call me a spearchucker, pedophile, and whatever else they can reach for to make themselves feel better).
No, the average white finds themselves beyond such base defoulments of their mouths such as “the n word”, such things that leave them open to the potential of losing jobs, social standing, a few teeth if they get punched out, and more (if caught in 4k, anyway). And yet,
The average white is racist.
The average white will avert their eyes and walk faster as cops harass us, the average white gets uncomfortable when we don’t know our place, the average white would’ve voted for Obama a third time, the average white ignores resumes with “ethnic” names, the average white gets the same jobs with a high school degree as a Black person does with a master’s, the average white just thinks that Black woman was being a bit aggressive, the average white person just thought that group of Black kids were thugs scoping out their neighborhood, the average white votes against ending slavery in California, the average white is very concerned about the Black jogger caught on camera looking around an open construction site, the average white actually votes overwhelmingly Republican, the average white says they aren’t racist because they haven’t called anyone a nigger since they were 12, the average white just thinks that Black trans woman dressed to go out might’ve been a prostitute soliciting in their neighborhood, the average white trans person just thinks that Black trans woman might be a danger to her siblings, the average white doesn’t know why only one Black person attended this 30 person meeting in a 50% Black city, the average white is attending a very very sad vigil for us while making sure to intimidate the Black girl they hate who showed up, the average white is very offended that you brought up Emmett Till because they’re an antiracist from Mississippi, the average white isnt sure about the details but reblogged the third harassment campaign this week like their grandmama took picnics at lynchings, the average white thinks the police serve a needed function in society beyond “slave catcher”, the average white thinks they’re one of the GOOD ones who might’ve done a bad thing here and there, the average white thinks they don’t benefit from the structures of white supremacy that have subsumed the world and are choking the life out of everyone else,
The average white is REAL fucking racist and too terrified of what that means for them to do jack shit about it. Too scared of the ostracization, the potential loss of even a fraction of privilege, the fear of experiencing even a modicum of what the rest of us go through if they betray white solidarity, white supremacy.
The “teachable moment” is to get off your ass and start doing shit. If you can’t be the new John Brown, fucking copwatch, read abolitionist/womanist/transfeminist literature and figure out how to apply it to STOP JOINING FUCKING DIGITAL LYNCH MOBS YOU FREAKS, do you have any idea how much WE could do if we didn’t have to deal with you LITERALLY CONSTANTLY doxxing us, harassing us, trying to SWAT us, driving us to literal insanity? Fuck, sending a racialized disabled and/or trans person other than me $10-$20 to eat a real meal or get meds is more praxis than like 90% of what y’all do.
And no most of y’all ain’t any lower on the list than white benefit, don’t play now.
Whatever it is, whatever is within your realistic abilities, fucking get doing it or at bare minimum get your averagely racist ass out of our way so we can. Do you even have more than one or two racialized people irl OR online that would call YOU their friend? Work on being maybe decent enough to achieve that as a baseline goal, fuck.
I wish I could find the time to just...go through this whole thing and dismantle it. I hope this felt super cathartic, because Im going to bet it did much more harm than good.
This isnt even a "think of the optics" its an audience problem. So, your objective is to say "white people, no matter how much work youve done, youre at best 1 step above direct racist. Do you even have enough radical poc friends?"
Why would the average leftist, let alone a centrist or gods forbid a questioning chud, read this?
Hell, I regret reading this because its on par with Robin DiAngelo's terrible lectures and her whole grifting circuit.
It baffles me that leftist will never try to sell a better worldstate and then wonder why we lose all the god damn time. Thats weird, you told a bunch of people the best they can hope for being an acceptable form of racist and then they didn't want to work with you? How strange!
Dang that's crazy. Have you considered that you somehow vastly misunderstood the point of the post, probably got super upset about feeling like you were being called racist, then posted this piddling reply on an entirely factual post. in responding in this way you have revealed yourself to, in fact, still be racist as hell.
The correct thing to do upon feeling confronted by posts like these is to fucking think about the things the post is saying and *actually examine that discomfort*. And then? You've gotta move past that discomfort to action the things that antiracist activism requires of you. You've failed at step 1. And somehow have also managed to invoke the spectre of the "self-described leftist that's really not all that invested in the betterment of society and is instead much more concerned with browbeating people who are actually advocating for growth and change because They're Not Saying It Right"
Quit being a loser and actually do some good in the world. Go donate to someone if you have the money. Reach out to your neighbours and local community to see if they need help. Do something.
Says: "I wish I could find the time to just...go through this whole thing and dismantle it."
Shows: "I didn't even find the time to read this attentively"
The Transfeminist Womanism Archives
You can access it here. Please reblog this post when you see it so more folks can get access and so I can get more recommendations to add to it lmfao
This archive isn't complete, as no archive ever is. I'm constantly taking suggestions on what to add to it or changes to make. If you'd like to see something added to the archives or are having technical difficulties, please send me a DM. Current content categories and archivist's note below cut.
"Anonsee, what is Transfeminist Womanism?"
Transfeminist Womanism itself is a synthesis of both eponymous ideologies, seeking to fill the gaps formed within each that often leave out Black trans women - racism within transfeminism, transmisogyny within womanism - when Black trans women are often the people that need those ideologies the most. Transfeminist Womanism is a primarily Abolitionist ideology, finding value in the rhetoric, knowledge, tactics, and tools of anarchism, communism, and other ideologies without falling directly into any of those categories.
Additionally, I've curated a "Foundational" folder that gives guided reading to help understand the underlying principles and thoughts behind Transfeminist Womanism.
If you're an author of works in the archives and you'd like to be added to the tip list, please send me a DM and I'll add your information. For fiction titles and art, I'm only accepting works from Black and/or transfemme authors/artists to be added to the archives.
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Works within these archives primarily focus on the following topics:
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and subjects related to them.
Anonsee has painstakingly curated a thorough archive for people to educate ourselves on transfeminist womanism and be good allies with. There was never an excuse to not learn to be better but now even less so. Please go through and share this archive!
And say thank you to Anonsee and also thank you to all other black transfems 🩷
