Xonlings Inc

A swarm of hive minded, multi-form eldritch beasties trying to lure humanity into cuddles.

[xonlictheeverswarm]

Oh Hi everyone

Goodness... I guess my dumb ramblings about shows I watch while editing is fun to read. Sorry, just a little embarrassed. I guess I should introduce myself?

I'm Xon, the Eldritch Swarm Vtuber. We stream on twitch (twitch.tv/xonlic) and upload to Youtube (youtube.com/xonlic). We're a swarm of hive-minded eldritch creatures who are absolutely not here to trick you into thinking eldritch beings are cute so your defenses are lowered. We sadly...aren't good at being spooky or hiding yet... So our mentors said we have to play human videological games to learn how to be better eldritch spookers. So we're streaming it! :3

But, like, if you want to give us grilly cheeses or headpats we won't say no.

[xonlictheeverswarm]

[achillesinhighheels]

janicemascarenhass via IG

[girlstinkgood]

Not to be a lesbian but oh my god

[xonlictheeverswarm]

Being a lesbian, oh my goddess

[just-m-0-n-1-k-4]

[toskarin]

This video was generated by Sora, the new model by OpenAI.

Prompt: alcoholic elf, animated by horrible sexperverts

[endermanrobot]

Jesus fucking christ that's terrifying

[toskarin]

and the scariest part is that this could happen in real life

[bramblefrump]

Why does it feel like I'm watching Family Guy? At least they hire real animators

[toskarin]

it's frighteningly realistic

[stefkamosi]

this is painful to watch. because I like it! I want to tell somebody I like thier art! but that "somebody" is not there!

[toskarin]

language learning could assist in this, but yes, it is a difficult feeling

[little-miss-mash]

For now im calling the person who made the program/ai the artist. Its an actually impressive ft to engineer something that could spit this out

[toskarin]

it actually required an effort equivalent to making an animated film

[xonlictheeverswarm]

Am I being a bit thick?

Is this a bit?

[nerdy-arty]

The Kiss

[captain-price-returns]

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[girlstinkgood]

If you're a tall sweaty elf you are allowed to bully me with soccer balls

[xonlictheeverswarm]

Wow lives ob

[ouroborosmoons]

[catboybiologist]

Getting a thumbs down at highway speeds is far more emotionally devastating than a middle finger tbh

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[oriocookie]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[gondorrevealparty]

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

[dumbtrannybitch]

have you considered praising your mage girl on how good she is at using the frosthammer vortex and how proud you are of her? maybe putting a collar on her so she knows who she should be listening to?

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Thank you thank you thank you beyond the power of words for staying alive. I appreciate it more than I can possibly say.

[leighlew3]

ALL. OF. THIS.

[imjunebitch]

anyway if u watch the new Harry Potter show in any way for any reason you're part of the problem. if you pirate it you're part of the problem, if you "watch it critically" you're part of the problem, if you watch it for the purpose of a smug little video essay pointing out some problematic element in it, you're part of the problem. it doesn't matter if some element of the show is problematic, the show existing is problematic. don't give it any revenue or contribute to its cultural relevance. boycott it and let it wither on the fucking vine

[sometiktoksarevalid]

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