[dontkillthefaeries]

[quantuminvariance]

cringe culture is dead.

long live minecraft.

[luckyjuniperberry]

here i am, crying to the minecraft soundtrack

[miniheater]

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

nooo don’t express serious emotions you’ve been designated “the funny one” aha

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

nooo don’t exist in a way that contradicts the one-dimensional version of you I’ve created in my head you’re so convenient aha

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

when will my DS stylus return from the war

[hellsite-yano]

Got compelled to make this, use wisely

[dateamonster]

honestly imagine being mary shelley. its the fucking early 1800s. we’re barely out of the era when people thought women reading novels would lead to like debauchery and premarital sex. the weather is just fucking bonkers in yonkers. everybodys clothes looked like they oughta weigh two hundred pounds. everyones goth but goth isnt a thing yet so they dont even know it. your kids are dying. your husbands dead. your friends are all probably doing coke. your doctor is also both doing and maybe prescribing coke. no electricity. people are out there just staring into the void and having clandestine affairs in graveyards or some shit just because theres nothing else to do. and whats that? youve just written frankenstein. girl what the fuck even–

[dateamonster]

today is mary shelley’s birthday. honor her legacy by looking at the completely bonkers shit happening all around you and just saying well might as well fuck around and invent an entirely new literary genre

[twinsfawn]

shdhdhdjdjdj they’re talking about god not being real

[astrobro]

What in God’s name is business casual

[faketop-deactivated20201219]

[astrobro]

Thanks I got the job!

[huccimermaidshirts]

Harry knowing exactly what Watermelon Sugar and hs2 sounds like, tweeting cryptic things and enjoying the chaos he causes

[kaijuno]

[wonderworman-archive]

very controversial statement for tumblr but sometimes when I read books or watch movies I enjoy them

[ghostlly-deactivated20200221]

consuming media is for whores

[powerfulwizard]

yoda in the originals: hee hee hoo hoo little creature i am. ooooo huuhuhuhu 

yoda in the prequels: backflip i do. responsible for war crimes i am.

[alabastered]

george bush after and during presidency

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

my sim: please, I have to pee so much i’m in physical pain, please let me use the toilet

me: you will continue painting for the next 12 hours for money

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[ojibwa]

wow i just cant take this anymore *continues to take it*

[valtsv]

“that’s sounds like a you problem” is literally one of the funniest ways to respond to criticism