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BABE LINCOLN ✉ THAYERAPY

THAYER: uh no

THAYER: donald duck is going to kiss your boo boo.

THAYER: that sounded so weird pretend that didn't sound so weird

LINCOLN: can dicks even kiss

LINCOLN: dUcks

BABE LINCOLN ✉ THAYERAPY

THAYER: DID THEY TRIP GOOFY?

THAYER: WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE

THAYER: where's max

THAYER: maximillian will take that punk dOWN

LINCOLN: wow you're making me rely on my not even real son for comfort

BABE LINCOLN ✉ THAYERAPY

THAYER: WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR KNEE AND HOW

LINCOLN: A KID TRIPPED ME AND IT HURT PLS FIX IT

BABE LINCOLN ✉ THAYERAPY

THAYER: i was thinking a trench coat with nothing underneath

THAYER: show up at your door and it's like

THAYER: TA-DA!

LINCOLN: HOCUS POCUS ETC ETC

LINCOLN: go with clothed

LINCOLN: but you can smooch my scraped knee if you're feeling really desperate

BABE LINCOLN ✉ THAYERAPY

THAYER: clothed or nah?

LINCOLN: do you just travel naked often?

Well I love Goofy, it makes you feel any better! He’s such a sweetheart and I always felt bad for him in his movies.

He’s a legend and I loved Max so much as a kid. I mean, I love me some dashing princes but give me a loser teenager to relate to any day of the week.

Well if I ever happen to get one I’ll be sure to let Molly know that it’s allowed on her shoulder, if only to amuse you. I could, but I feel I should make sure my own child is cared for before I start blowing money on another.

If it’s a teeny puppy, we could MAYBE pull it off. A baby is way more exciting than a puppy, if only because I trust you’ll raise a little peach and not an evil jerk.

I see I should have chosen to forgo nicknames.. An Iggy is a dog! It stands for Italian Greyhound and while they are small, I don’t think one would fit on anybody’s shoulder.

THAT’S TEN TIMES CUTER, I’M HERE FOR IT. You could always wait and get one later.

I suppose that would build up a slight immunity to embarrassment, wouldn’t it?

I feel like I’ve gotten protective of Goofy. More people should love him. Or at least not think it’s fun for him to fall on his big head.

#c: avery #dash

BABE LINCOLN ✉ THAYERAPY

THAYER: so you want me to strip down, is what you're saying?

LINCOLN: omg no

LINCOLN: but you could come over tonight if you wanted

#tm #tm: thayer

cassiuslee-blog

Truuu. Like, they whine to go and then once they’re there they have a breakdown and cry for like, no reason? Kids confuse me. Okay, yes. You clearly have amazing taste. Have you tried The Tonight Dough? Because it’s like a mouth orgasm.

I HAVEN’T. I can’t believe this didn’t wind up on my radar. It looks INCREDIBLE. I need to get some asap. A dude can never have too many mouth orgasms.

#dash #c: cassius

I saw the most beautiful little Iggy through the window of the pet store today and very nearly keeled over with how precious it was. I think I would have gone home with it if the smell of the store didn’t make me sick… Would anyone like to volunteer to go back and adopt it for me?

Only if we can pretend it’s actually a chameleon and let it hang out on Molly’s shoulder sometimes.

chandrapatel-blog

No, but you might have to quit your night on. If kids are eggs, I want to crack all of them and make myself an omelette, to be honest.

But that would probably be a pretty gross omelette ‘cause they’re so rotten and all.

#c: chandra #dash

I have nightmares about this very thing happening to me. Is your dignity also fine?