[sailorjupiter]

[awardseason]

MAYA RUDOLPH 91st Annual Academy Awards | February 24, 2019

[dankmemeuniversity]

[irish-luthor]

funny how girls use the term “ugly laugh” to refer to what is actually the cutest most endearing sound that has ever come out of their mouths

[jayce]

[emoceanman]

me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn’t like relationships that much

stupid brain:

[sarahconnorjr]

[fiddlesolo]

bella rollin up the the cullens house knowing full well her blood smells damn near irresistible but risking it all for a chance at finally getting dicked down by the weird boy from bio

[twistedhellknight52]

I have, darkness inside me… that darkness is, called acid reflux and heartburn

[transvampirerights]

[robinsghost]

[cephalopede]

Wait this versions better

[powerfulwizard]

plap plap plap plap So… chunks, huh? plap plap plap plap

[powerfulwizard]

[normalwizard]

[saintlaurentcalum]

i dont have a favorite music genre. i just like songs that sound good. i have no specific taste,, if it slaps it slaps.

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[friendlyfrankenstein]

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult. 

[friendlyfrankenstein]

anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so 

im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor

[hermuis-blog]

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

[firesuns-archive]

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

[sympolite]

nothing tumblr could post on r/ambien will ever be as funny as this:

[epidaleacalamita]

[theocseason4]

genie: you have 3 wishes what’s will be the first

me: i wish for jenna marbles’ dogs to be immortal

genie: that’s a pretty cool wish  you still have 3 that one was on me