rants and reblogs

the title says it all

[eleanorjanes]

I’m Thinking Of Ending Things (2020)

[oudeamalty-vault]

THROWBACKS

[guerrillatech]

[edenoi]

[pupdotcom]

beef strokin off lmfao

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[unclefather]

Me when I log online to check if they found any new mollusks

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

who is they

[unclefather]

the ones that look for the mullsks? I don’t know

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

oh ok i was kind of setting up a joke

[unclefather]

wait okay let’s try again

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

i dont know how

[unclefather]

well you better go catch it

[brucebocchi]

bugs bunny taught me that murder is okay if you’ve been inconvenienced in any way

[rainie-is-seasonchange]

Reflection of heart cave.

Chiba, Japan.

[aurora-australis-tumbles]

[shredsandpatches]

You are absolutely not the only one.

[stantler]

i think one of the funniest 180s of any celebrity was dj khaled. i used to watch his snap stories all the time and i remember people going on about how wholesome he was and then he admitted to not eating pussy and everyone turned on him. which was completely justified btw but it was just so funny how quickly that happened

[lindzicorn]

I mean, you don't have to eat pussy but you don't have to be a misogynistic about it 🤷🏼‍♀️

[robotmystic]

dad?

[grawly]

answer his question

[angstyarthoe]

Don’t disappoint him

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice

[caleb-1193]

Bitch better not

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[lindzicorn]

I just saw Tony Hawk on Yo Gabba Gabba and I said "wow it'd be a lot cooler if it was Tony Hawk."

I AM PART OF THE PROBLEM

[inksplit]

[kaprika]

Remember

[funnytwittertweets]

[unclefather]

does this mean anything to you