Life of Linguini

teacher, human bean, fancy dresser, Winnie the Pooh enthusiast, with a sarcastic streak and an affinity for adventure

[linguinibee]

Perfect snow day...finally not sick, cuddles with Charlie🐾👑, cooking some of my favs (and actually being able to taste again) What's on the menu? A mushroom risotto with truffle oil, and garlic oil marinated skirt steak. ,m🍄🍚🥩💕 #icook #yum #SmokeAlarmsInPoorlyVentilatedApartments https://www.instagram.com/p/BuHuTtWl9fRAntL5oN445qmce4GK4jWqX7TO6g0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=85ebtzso34v7

[linguinibee]

Finally got that much needed haircut...and a bunny for his troubles...#puppylove #furbaby #shorthairdontcare #pupsofinstagram #sircharleston https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt9AYlclb6z2DmTg2JJ0u3oJr83rI7cfy3Sxd00/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=egfpkhzdrpxv

[linguinibee]

The pups are pooped...#sircharleston #pupsofinstagram #puppylove #buckaroo https://www.instagram.com/p/Bry5ISQFSvMBzTfgP_gCg3pwkFO0BgVr-wUsTk0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=oj63jv32o9pq

[linguinibee]

The pups are pooped...#sircharleston #pupsofinstagram #puppylove #buckaroo https://www.instagram.com/p/Bry5ISQFSvMBzTfgP_gCg3pwkFO0BgVr-wUsTk0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1rxvrpuv5h547

[linguinibee]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from Charlie and me! Sorry, the cards will be late this year! I got lazy about mailing, but I couldn't resist posting photos from the photoshoot that Charlie couldn't hate doing more. #sircharleston #pupsofinstagram #puppylove #merrychristmas #happyholidays #happynewyear #happyhannukah #channukah #chanukah #howdoyouspellhanukkah https://www.instagram.com/p/Brv7KvjnqGL4sGTZOaikkZpSO4YdzPaVoDEFrk0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6tq38vyd2m3b

[linguinibee]

[anythingaladdin]

Disney Princesses 

By: Chabe Escalante

[kirstengillibrand]

All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann

[justxplease]

how i feel when people complain about not getting their crush to like them

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

[cringing]

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

[cringing]

[milclark]

[nameless-here-forevermore]

THIS IS THE BEST GIFSET I’VE EVER SEEN

[i-ship-it-for-the-bitches]

THE FUCK IS YOU?? i died.

[snarkies]

Something quick before bed!

[snarkies]

First morning sketch of 2015!! Based on a photo from The Sartorialist

[snarkies]

Doing lots of sketching tonight!

[9gag]

[bocchan]

brodinsons:

quidditchcapricious:

Reblogging because the rest of the world needs to learn to move their lighthouses.

Because they are blocking freedom.

#the ugliest laughter you have ever seen

canada is a trilingual country we speak english, french, and passive-aggressive

[folie-a-nudes-blog]

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

[iamthedukeofurl]

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.