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Aspiring writer. I like gay things and nerdy things!

[remainsingrey-deactivated202405]

Listen,,,,Miss Congeniality isn’t about Grace getting a makeover and ~learning to love herself~ it’s about Grace learning to overcome internalized misogyny and realizing that the “airhead beauty queens” are real, important, and brilliant people and that their interest in fashion and makeup doesn’t make them idiots. Grace loved herself the entire movie, with or without the make over; the makeover helped her learn to respect other women.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zuesue]

oh my GOD

[sad--gittarius]

Things in Harry Potter that will never make sense

wizard children need their parents signed permission to go to perfectly safe village full of candy shops next to the school but not to enter a tournament in which you can most definitely die 

[funnytwittertweets]

[spacecowboy3039]

[cassandrapentayaaaaas]

Fic tag: slow burn

Me, cracking my knuckles: not if you read it fast enough

[official-lucifers-child]

every time i think, i take 10 damage

[biglawbear]

And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[the-real-skeletor]

[transmasc-tfw]

There is absolutely no possible way to guess where this is leading to.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kaijuno]

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Huh

[kaijuno]

It was just like that in the early 00s

[sunidelphia-archive]

tumblr:

me:

[cuddlydemons]

I sat here… like an absolute dumbass…

[shanastoryteller]

I worked at a McDonald's as a cashier in high school and it was during a time when they changed their POS system (point of sale, not piece of shit) so everything was now in a slightly different, less logical place, but I was working 20ish hours a week so I picked it up really quickly

Anyway I was out with my friend in the next town over and we went to a McDonald's because she really wanted an ice tea and we go through the drive through. The man greets us out of the little speaker and asks for our order and she says "Hi! Could I get a large sweet ice tea please?"

Silence.

Longer silence.

And I knew in my heart what was happening.

So I leaned over and said, "It's on page two of drinks, under juice, then the third one down."

Another much shorter silence.

Then:

"What the - how the hell did... Uh. I mean. Thank you?"

And it's been literally ten years but I'm still riding the high from that.

[ayay]

wishing all my asian american mutuals a very safe and good day today

[ayay]

google doc full of donation links and resources

[marveladdicts]

[netbug009]

This seems like an exaggeration until you actually work in fast food.

[enigmaticpink]

So do you like villains because they're cool, or because it's cathartic to see characters completely lash out against the world for their trauma and abuse and just be angry for all their pain in a manner that doesn't actually affect anyone since it's all fictional.

[enigmaticpink]

Third option is that they're just hot

[viper-official]

All of the above

[skellydun]

posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell

[helloitsbees]

Great point, Dylan! I especially agree with it being “one of the nine circles of hell”. Well said.

[imaginedsoldier]

I love a game with a meter. Don't care what it does, just love seeing that thing fill up and get shiny. Hate when the meter decreases. Prefer when it fills up.

[linguistatheart]

I did a thing