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[starfoozle]

My extremely catholic immigrant grandmother, earlier tonight while handing out presents: “Your aunt got you this present with wrapping paper that has a weird man on it….I don’t like it….I don’t know vat it is, but it’s not Christian…..”

The wrapping paper in question:

[asynca]

oh that's a really good post, I think I'll reblo---oh

...,

[gingik]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[memories-of-ancients]

Serpentine reclining figure, Olmec, 900-300 BC

from Dumbarton Oaks

[slimegirlwarlock]

[andry-di]

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[hollowboobtheory]

surprisingly difficult pill to swallow: most people are not playing 8 dimensional mind chess and can be taken at face value

[ngaumuforestlegs]

Zoerumi piggyback 🖤💜

[danger-honey]

they're kinda fun to draw

[eebie]

i miss everyone

[eebie]

[pangur-and-grim]

they're so good at sharing

[maxineprix]

dad and boy

[melongifts]

They dont even know im having a category 10 blorbo event

[pangur-and-grim]

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!