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Hey! My name's Talyn! I study Dinosaurs and rocks. I don't really know what I'm doing They/Them please and thank you.

[linkman799]

I get emotional over Mass Effect a lot for not having played it in years

[molags-balls]

Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind (2002) loading screen

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Im just saying the Eiffel Tower might be the only thing keeping the french alive

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

My god it's broadcasting a signal

[pointnclick]

cinq g

[ilytz-deactivated20180723]

[ilytz-deactivated20180723]

every single one of you reblogging this are going to hell

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

This post literally crashed my phone three times when trying to reblog it

[comradekatara]

there are only so many world leaders, right? and they’re all beholden to sokka in some major way…

the avatar: will be 35 years old and still have a pavlovian response to sokka saying “all right everyone, time for bed!” 

the firelord: so ride or die it’s honestly concerning

the earth king: owes to sokka his newfound knowledge of basic critical thinking skills

chief of the northern water tribe: his daughter seemed to think he was pretty dope before she turned into the moon

chief of the southern water tribe: thinks her brother is an idiot but has good ideas sometimes, and appreciates the fact that he doesn’t care whether or not he gets credit for them as long as they’re implemented 

not to mention that toph is basically a one-woman weapon of mass destruction who does not listen to anyone—with the crucial exception of one person—and guess who that is!

and he’s basically an honorary member of the white lotus???

basically what I’m saying is sokka secretly rules the world

[tophagentofchaos]

Sokka knows this and has begun using this information to fuck with random snobby nobles/push through random legislation

Sokka: So I’m thinking we make today national cabbage day in honor of all the cabbages lost in the fight against Ozai

Aang, a walking “eat your vegetables” PSA who is genuinely delighted by this idea: Sounds good to me!

Katara, humoring her brother: I suppose this would emphasize the importance of a balanced diet.

Zuko who thinks it’s a stupid idea but loves and supports Sokka in all his decisions: I trust your judgement Sokka. If you think this is a good idea, the fire nation is behind you.

Arnook who has no clue what is going on but doesn’t have enough of a background or a strong enough opinon on this topic to say no: If the other leaders think it is prudent.

The Earth King who honestly is just vibing: Yeah I like cabbages

Suki, knowing Sokka’s habit of making jokes at official meetings and wanting to call him on his bluff: Kyoshi had tremendous respect for farmers and those who produce, gather, and process our food. The Kyoshi Warriors will support this holiday.

Toph, who is about to get this stupid ass holiday passed because she knows Sokka is not bluffing and wants to see the fallout when the others realize it: Yeah I’m down. How many cabbages do we need for this? I can get us a couple thousand right now if you want.

[whetstonefires]

new headcanon this is how Asami’s granddad went from Inadvertently Persecuted Man With Cart to titan of industry

[cillianmurphy]

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

[cillianmurphy]

READ PART TWO AND THREE BELOW !!!!!

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

there is a VERY chaotic Cupid running around this village

[royal-quirk]

^ that last comment 🤣

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[edweeirdo]

Some of these are fucking wild.

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[lupinelolita]

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”

[cardi-pee]

What?

[yoyofreak888]

[catchymemes]

[wargaymon-blog]

Tales of Ba Sing Se: Iroh’s Tale Aka: All the tears 

[galaxy-of-great-possibilities]

the man we needed but not deserved

[amynchan]

If I have to feel this pain again, so do you.

[amynchan]

I’ve been thinking about this during my self-imposed exile, but no one said thank you to Iroh for his kindness!!!

[squish-this]

It says in Honor of Mako because this was dedicated to Iroh’s original voice actor Makoto Iwamatsu who passed away during season 2.

[sushinfood]

He was a fantastic man.

Mako (actor) - Wikipedia

[platypus426]

This one time I was at a street festival hosted by my Uni and there was a guy doing card tricks. I was watching him when I noticed he dropped a card. (7 of spades) I quickly pu my shoe in it and then bent down to act like I was tying my shoe. He then asks for a volunteer so I raise my hand. He asks me to say the name of a card at random so I say “7 of spades” he does his trick that I guess was supposed to make it come on top. He holds up the Ace of Hearts and says “is this your card?” And I hold up the card and said “no but this is” and the crowd LOST IT. I handed the card back to the magician and walked away. Later he comes up to me and asks me how I did it. I looked him in the eye, smiled and said “magicians never reveal their secrets” and walked away.

[friendraichu]

this is some god tier trickery and i love it

[skywitchmaja]

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

[blooming-conifers]

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..

“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”

“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”

“Yea man, that spiky shit!”

“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”

“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”

“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”

*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”

“Oohhhhh!”

“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”

[newpokemoncards]

[jvgsjeff]

[elysian-dignitaries]

The betrayal of Caesar

[valtsv]

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn't be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

[valtsv]

here is a little bat to banish your sadness

[berylliasoxygen]