Binge Watch the Future

Video Games, Cartoons, Bad Memes, SJW Bullshit, and More!

[ittybittybrittbratt]

“TODAY ON ABC 7 NEWS: Jessica WhiteHorse was caught in a male’s bathroom giving head and getting dicked by several students .. We asked students And parents how they felt about the situation.. They started to spill the TEA” 😩😂😭💀

[anthyhime-deactivated20210201]

Y’all…. I just screamed on the top of my lungs

[nmimarks]

when cishets write songs about their love being forbidden and not accepted by others

[nevver]

Don’t be a dick

[strangelingincarnate]

Okay but can we please talk about literal emo child Lapis?

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

LAPIS IS NOT EMO SHE’S TRAUMATIZED

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

Let Lapis be Bitter

[bananeurysms-deactivated2024112]

I think I know where Jasper is now

we jaspertale now

[ageofsadz-blog]

here it is, my greatest creation.

[dimir-charmer]

I’ve found it. The epitome of terrible ally culture. This is it. Jokes on them, they were using water cannons  to break up a pride parade but lol they made rainbows!! A victory for The Gays, what do you mean state-sanctioned violence and police brutality? It’s symbolic!

[wargaymon-blog]

captain america: so do any avengers have any pressing business

blade: are any of you motherfuckers gonna help me fight the vampires. please. there are so many.

captain america: no

[maisonderriere]

[rubyvroom]

this was 20 years ago and nothing’s changed

[libertarian--princess-deactivat]

Unfortunately

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

I feel like the Simpsons has predicted the future several times.

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[leslieknxpe-blog]

[mickeygifsmain]

literally…..a masterpiece 

[poonany]

My shit

[ishipitlikeups]

They turned what is arguably the worst song of all time into something amazing

[land-of-departure]

did this person just say hollaback girl is “arguably the worst song of all time”??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

cute date idea

we go to an aquarium. you point out all the fish you like. i jump in the tank and attempt to fight them to win your affection

[thorcepticon]

But then you pick the shark, the god damn apex predator of the ocean. I go in there and try to fight it anyways. I fucking lose though because its a mother fucking shark and instead the shark wins your affection and you two end up getting married. That was 6 years ago and now whenever im on facebook I see how happy you are with your shark husband and shark children. I often think to myself that I never should have fought that shark but then I look and see how happy you are and realize, I wouldn’t change a thing.

[parksandfluff]

[darkmagyk]

So, I just wrote that big thing on ‘progressive’ white America’s modern view of the chattel slavery of African Americans, and I have deiced, on behalf of all white people, we need to stop lying to each other. Teachers, tour guides, even just random people, when they get asked “Was Master X nice to his slaves” or “But most slaves were treated well, right?” Need to uniformly answer “No.” 

No owner ever treated a slave well. Not George Washington, Not Thomas Jefferson, not your potential ancestors, not the nice family you heard about on vacation last year. To own another human being is to not treat them well.

We have to stop lying to kids (and each other) and saying that there is a humane way to strip another human being of there right to self, to take a person and create a marketable commodity . 

White Americans still benefit from the legacy of slavery, and Black American’s still suffer from it. We need to stop teaching it as an ancient quirk that left few scars because everyone was more or less happy. 

It wasn’t symbiotic, it was parasitic, and we need to stop saying otherwise. 

[wargaymon-blog]

Damn I might need to make a new blog because of this tumblr email crisis. Like I can't get into my school Email