Gay for Aaron Samuels

Riley, 26, he/him/his. Born and live in London. Youtuber. Multifandom blog among other things. I cosplay sometimes. I also art and make things!

[memewhore]

[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

[linkthedoughnutprince]

Was the best boy for a day

[linkthedoughnutprince]

Swimming anime nightclub route

[linkthedoughnutprince]

My Little Pony(ta)

[linkthedoughnutprince]

ay ur cosplay is rlly good!

Ah thank you!! ;w; very sweet of you!

[linkthedoughnutprince]

And so it begins

[nattousan]

how people think Sora seeing Sephiroth in the SSBU lobby would go

how it would actually go

[linkthedoughnutprince]

Watching 3 Scary Games #75 at 7am before work and I'm just

"Heh, it milk time bitch"

[linkthedoughnutprince]

Um. How'd you get down there, Fritz? 🤔

[warriorsproject]

can you please tag all your posts with warrior cats or something so i can block them from appearing on my dash? (nothing personal I just. dont like warrior cats)

[siverfanweedo]

tumblr never changes

[linkthedoughnutprince]

Does anyone else remember Porntier? The anon i had a few years ago. I never did figure out who they were

[linkthedoughnutprince]

Still cannot figure it out. Am stressed man

[rottenrabbitz]

Truth is...the game was rigged from the start.

[retquits]

the gang plays dnd part 2: electric boogaloo

bonus:

[retquits]

[to the tune of it’s always sunny] the gang plays dnd part 1

[officialjiggly]

Wtf…

[skeletim]

holy SHIT

[swan2swan]

Do not doubt a god.

[dalecooper-official]

I don’t get it

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

The original Twitch plays pokemon was a Twitch based event from a few years back where users of the Twitch Chat could submit button presses based on the layout of an old Game Boy to play Pokemon Red.

Eventually they did manage to beat the game. But along the way it had sparked a huge following and somehow developed it’s own lore based on the pokemon caught and the names they were given. However, at Mount Moon, Twitch decided to take the Helix Fossil, an item that could be used to acquire an Omanyte later in the game. 

Due to the nature of the system, a lot of the time the character just would walk around in circles for hours on end, and one thing that would happen constantly would be that they would open their item menu and try to ‘use’ the Helix Fossil. Since the item had no function, people adopted the idea that they were ‘consulting’ the Helix Fossil for advice, and that it was their lord and saviour.

What makes this Lady Helix so incredible is that, there was an incredibly small chance that they would get to Wonder Trade. And knowing wonder trade, the pokemon you’ll get in return is impossible to predetermine. So for not only them to get an Omanyte, is amazing. But the fact that that Omanyte references explicitly the events of he previous TPP, is nuts 

[dalecooper-official]

I knew that Twitch plays Pokémon was wild I had no idea that the lore ran this deep. Haha that’s amazing

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Oh it gets way better. Due to the random arse nicknames the pokemon got, they adopted monikers to go with it. I’ll run through a couple

ABBBBBBBK( was the starter pokemon, Charmander and was nicknamed Abby. However was released.

JLVWNNOOOO was the player’s Ratata, nicknamed Jay Leno. It was released with Abby, following due to loyalty

aaabaaajss was the TPP Pidgeot, the strongest pkemon on the team, and was chosen by the Helix Fossile. It was nicknamed Bird Jesus. 

Eevee the false prophet, sent by the Dome Fossil. Evolved into Flareon and was released

AATTVVV was the team’s Venomoth, lovingly nicknamed the All Terrain Venomoth. One of the final party.

AA-j was the team’s Zapdos, caught with a masterball and was dubbed Battery Jesus. however, he was a false prophet. Only a short time after it’s capture on the 11th day were a great deal of pokemon were released. It did, however, make it to the end of the game.

AAAAAAAAAA or also known as The Fonz was also one of the last members in the party. A Nidoking that helped leave the team to victory.

I only saw a little bit of the actual stream, but I followed the whole thing. it was amazing. 

[atma-starfish-deactivated201902]

i want to point out that All Terrain Venomoth was horrendously underleveled and managed to take down one of Lance’s Dragonites

[kaidancrossing]

i always forget that twitch plays was a thing then something like this pops up

[robomartyr]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

LMAO

[nitewrighter]

There were like 30 seconds where I was like, “Ah the joke is that Orcas are technically the largest member of the oceanic dolphin family–this is a joke about the whale making false claims about its whale heritage on an admissions form, hence why its lawyer is also a dolphin.” And then I realized, “Oh. KILLER whale.”