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[linkyii]

[linkyii]

Why do horror movies always show a single mother/father with one child and some how they afford a two story house but the parent is always barely making rent.

[brollycorp]

wesker's been dead for 17 slutty, slutty years. now zeno's here fagging it up in raccoon city.

[dogpuppy]

[linkyii]

Do you want the red or the blue pill?

Neither where the 67 pill Morpheus

Improvised joke by my older sister

[linkyii]

Only people who’s first phones were shitty androids understand the consequences of human evolution

[linkyii]

Live Lucy dacus and all I can think about it is Jack Abbot

[linkyii]

What’s up with dads being dads to every other kid but they’re own?

[achillesinhighheels]

[achillesinhighheels]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if you washed any clothes recently this is a friendly reminder to put them on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then

[thatnordicguy]

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

[phantomrose96]

Dealing with burnout is sooooooooooooooo easy all you need to do is operate at 40% indefinitely and be kind of mad at yourself the whole time.

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

You can't convince me Canada is a real place

[goatedgreen]

every person you meet will have one bit that only they find funny. it is important that you hate that bit as much as possible in order to enrich their experience of doing the bit. it is part of the enjoyment of the bit

[henstomper]

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

[scruffy-bunny]

you never realize how many pictures are on Tumblr until your internet is bad