EEEEEEeeehhhhh

I don't know who I am and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

[lintysoy]

If "going to art school" is supposed to stop people from doing bad things then why is my aunt still a cunt?

[lintysoy]

Apparently controversial opinion but I'd much rather have children who are fat than children who are starving. Because there are far more problems when a kid doesn't eat and develop properly than when they can grow out of weight.

[lintysoy]

Picture it. Me, 1 hour after having my eyes dilated. I'm standing naked in the bathroom wearing sunglasses waiting for the shower to heat up. The fuck is going on

[lintysoy]

One of my oddball traits that is helpful to no one is that I can answer the phone and carry a conversation while completely asleep.

I will either wake up mid convo and have no memory of answering or will wake up later with a vague feeling I spoke to someone. I am able to answer most questions and give short responses of understanding necessary for phone calls. eg. "Yeah." "Okay" "Alright" "Sounds good"

The person who does this the most to me is my brother whose own superpower is calling at literally the most inconvenient times (it seems like he knows exactly when to call when someone is in the bathroom, sleeping, driving, etc.) and he can only tell 50% of the time that I'm sleep talking.

But I once confirmed the details of a wedding cake while sleep talking....

[cottoncandylesbo]

honestly the circus didn't seem all that amazing or digital to me

[cryptotheism]

You don't mean that.

[lintysoy]

Posts that'd get you murdered on twitter

[shegs]

I FOUMDH IT

[princess-anri]

Regular Couple

[pawhold-deactivated20180415]

this ended homophobia

[nikoni]

happy pride month

[pathos-logical]

[ID: The original “I see no difference” meme. Each of the four squares features an anime couple with an Impact font caption. First is a boy and a girl cuddling captioned “Regular couple.” Second is two boys kissing, captioned “Yaoi couple.” Third is two girls looking into each other’s eyes captioned “Yuri couple.” Finally, Edward Elric from FMA gives a thumbs-up anf grins with the top and bottom text: “I see no difference / Love is love.” End ID]

[lintysoy]

Got clocked at work when I noticed in a meeting one of my coworkers only referred to me as them?? Even when others called me she? I have only been here a month and I have not told anyone I'm non binary. I have no real pronoun preferences, so i usually don't mind being called she because I look very obviously female. (Large boobs). But this very blatant "they" felt a bit targeted? Don't know... very weird....

[angelicguy]

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

[milk5]

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

[angelicguy]

dude hes three….

[bumblr-dotcom]

And uncultured. Get a new child

[lintysoy]

Me at work *phone rigs*

Me: "this is the library how can I help you?"

Confused person: "what is this?"

"this is the library."

"is this collections?"

"No this is the library."

"Do I have the wrong number?"

"Yes, this is the library."

*person hangs up*

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

[bitegore]

i swear sometimes it feels like vast swathes of people on here think there's some moral value to "annoying"ness like it's morally incorrect to be annoying so if you're not doing anything wrong it can't be annoying and if you're annoyed with someone they must have morally failed or something. Like my god. Have you never just been irked by something harmless before?

[touchstonelevity]

[shortgremlinman]

[fasrgswragf-deactivated20250703]

[crimegoku]

Capulets vs Montagues

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

[livinces]

[trans-girl-hank-hill]

this website is always finding new and exciting ways to prove this image true

[trickstertime]

The weird thing with billionaires hoarding all the money to the point were it feels like there's not enough left for anyone else is that they're on the verge of breaking the system.

And when I say system I don't mean the economy or whatever, I mean the system of money being accepted tokens of a value concept.

Them holding all the money is like as if they want to play football with us but they're taking the ball, and locking the gates to the pitch, and hoping that we'll keep playing football with them. It's reaching a point where we can't help but realise that we're not actually even playing football, we're just standing on the outside of a small, locked pitch, with the food and everything on our side, while they sit locked inside with the ball. They'll say we can play football with them for three seconds and in exchange we must bring them more food than they could ever eat food. But like, why would we bother with the and their game that no one else is allowed play?

The rich are on the verge of breaking the social agreement that is money so badly that, if they do it juuuust right, it will make them both the emperor and the boy who says that he has no cloths.

[trickstertime]

Dude I haven't a fucking clue what to tag this with never mind what audience it's for. I'm not even sure it's coherent

[trickstertime]

I've scheduled this to reblog one year after I posted it a 1.20am on a Thursday. Not sure why. I'm very tired

[unteriors]

Pine Street, Brattleboro, Vermont.

[lintysoy]

Not to be dramatic but I think changing jobs saved my life. It's been 3 weeks since I've had a headache and my skin has cleared up. My headaches were getting so bad my family was worried. I'm not filled with dread at all moments of the day. At one point I thought I was actively dying because all I could feel was empty doom, totally different from my usual anxiety/depression. Like all those medical events you hear about where impending doom is a legit side effect. My panic attacks were twice as often and always elevated to nose bleed levels of crying. It was like I was back to before being medicated for them.

And then I changed jobs and poof...it's all gone... 7 months of absolute hell over.