LINZIKA

Lindsey. 20. Gemini. Musician. Couch-hopper. Adventurer. ............................................................... Arrested Development. Armageddon's Downfall. The Super Nukes. Funny Things. Music. Cats. Fooly Cooly. Music. Kingdom Hearts. Final Fantasy. Music. ...........................................................

[linzikaaa-blog]

A little goat, chilling on some Amethyst.

[linzikaaa-blog]

https://soundcloud.com/linzika/homecoming-v10

[kylerspears]

[thorvaenn]

the thing i fear contains the thing i need

[linzikaaa-blog]

YOURE STILL ON TUMBLR?!

Kind of! Just sometimes, I guess.

[georgiecrosswell-deactivated202]

At 23, JK Rowling was broke. Tina Fey was working at the Y.M.C.A. Oprah had just gotten fired from her first job as a TV reporter and Walt Disney had declared bankruptcy.

Read This If You’re 23 And Lost by Heidi Priebe (via twentysomethingstate)

[crocomire-deactivated20151208]

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

[missingdinosaur-deactivated2013]

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

[princekarkat]

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

[sassyhiddles-deactivated2016031]

Omg I can’t

[mr-dilliams]

As a guy I second this.

[microbewrangler]

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

[umbralillium]

Any Person of Interest fans, Astolat wrote Sheathed based on this post

[boredpanda]

Merman Trend: Men Are Dyeing Their Hair With Incredibly Vivid Colors

[persephones-mistress]

I support this

[abysmaldream]

I support this. I would like this.

[mikeimagination-deactivated2017]

goals 

[talesfromthecrypts]

[yourfavoritethirdwheel]

i have no time for you if you don’t like this movie

[them-phandom-feels-blog]

Flying coconuts

[l-ucia]

Add in your own language

[lilypxtter]

English: I love you Slovak : Milujem ťa Finnish: Panisin Slovenian: Ljubim te Danish: Jeg elsker dig Portuguese: Amo-te Tagalog: Mahal kita Punjabi: Panchod chup kar Somali: Dhillo iska amus Arabic: انتا حمار Spanish: Te amo Bangla: Tumi ekta kuthar bacha Indonesian : Aku cinta kamu Hindi: Mein ghadhe ka bacha hoon Pashto: spey pashante khkarey Urdu: Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai Tamil: Po da mairu pudungi Malayalam: Patti kazhuda de mone Kannada: Nind tale nal gobra thumbide Telugu: Nee muddilo manta petta Azeri: Seviram Sani Russian: иди на хуй (idi na houy) Bosnian: Mrš u pičku materinu Marathi: Mi tula prem karate/karato Kurdish: Ez te hezdikhem Chinese: 你是个混蛋 Greek: είσαι μαλάκας (ise malakas) German: Opfere mir dein Erstgeborenes Swedish: Ät min röv Romanian: Te iubesc Norwegian: Jeg elsker deg Polish : Kocham cię French : je veux m'étouffer sur ta bite Lithuanian: Aš myliu tave Korean: 사랑해 (sa rang hae) Hungarian: szeretlek Dutch: Blijf met je vieze tengels van mijn fiets af Italian: sei un caga coglioni Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך Estonia: Ma armastan sind Latvina: Es tevi mīlu Croatian: volim te Japanese: あなたのチンコと遊びたいです。 Latin: amo te Turkish: Seni seviyorum

[litschilicia]

the tag thing is strong with this 

[poledancingsubwayrat]

THE CHINESE ONE SAYS : “you are a vagina cake”

[viciouswench]

The Japanese one says “I want to play with your dick.”

[my7days-deactivated20221101]

The German one says “Sacrifice your first born.”

It’s so cute how this travels through the internet and each new language it reaches discovers something new :3

[peoplesbard]

This is actually fairly accurate.

[cybrhoe]

20 (intrusive) questions

put a # in my ask

1) how would you describe your relationship with your mom/dad

2) when was the last time you cried and why

3) whats your favorite/least favorite quality about yourself; why

4) do you smile at strangers

5) how often do people (not family members) tell you they love you

6) how is your life different now from two years ago

7) would you ever cheat on someone 

8) are you a jealous person

9) whats the worst pickup line someone has asked you

10) do you believe in ghosts

11) what are your ambitions

12) 3 deal breakers in a relationship

13) what is one thing you’ll never do again

14) whats your most bizarre pet peeve

15) what is your favorite memory

16) whats your zodiac sign

17) what ‘small things’ things terrify you

18) do you like your laugh

19) have you ever stalked someone/been stalked

20) do you feel loved

[mendel]

signs, easy to start, surprisingly difficult to finish

[megandrawsathing]

Always Reblog yard sard.

[bericdondarrion]

I know she is proud. How not? What else was left her but pride? I know she is strong. How not? The Dothraki despise weakness. If Daenerys had been weak, she would have perished with Viserys. I know she is fierce. Astapor, Yunkai, and Meereen are proof enough of that. She has survived assassins and conspiracies and fell sorceries, grieved for a brother and a husband and a son, trod the cities of the slavers to dust beneath her dainty sandalled feet.

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[lowcalorieweed]

u ok

[muchduck-psylax-blog]

The British Police everybody.