[instant-kill-karen]

Me after watching Endgame and Game of Thrones back to back:

[wormverse]

my blood is glowstick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move.

[blindstargazer]

Explains how you bring light to everything around you too.

[wormverse]

[noodlesonmyback-deactivated2020]

[gumtooth]

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

[bandtshirt]

didn’t we just have a monday last week???? are we really gonna keep doing this?????

[crimewave420]

me: today i will play video game

*turns on video game*

me: 

[cvroline]

There are 5 types of fear

1. Terror 2. Panic 3. 14 missed calls from mom 4. Username or password is incorrect 5. “We need to talk”

[assosome]

When you’re gay and something bad happens

.

[fedorathexplorer]

when you start laughing at something on your computer and everyone wants to see what it is

[fuks]

[silenthill]

The Skype call ringtone noise activates my fight or flight response

[humorteliblee]

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

[im-the-batmann]

What the fuck did my own two eyes perceive on this day??

[amoisthobo]

[goodchristiangirltm]

i think i might mcfreakin unfollow evERYone

[jehovahhthickness]

You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

[lexxgotthejuice]

Not telling anybody.

[grandpaq]

Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it….

[asia-divine]

Mom: Do you have McDonald’s mon…

[thecommonchick]

the only glo up that matters

[poetic]

There’s nothing better than showering and putting on an oversized t-shirt and then crawling into a bed with fresh sheets.