Just Linz Things

broke out of area 51 during the 2019 raid and now am living my best life out in LA. Checkout my vlogs coming soon! #ProudSekolian but am stuck here until the beings on Seko come and get me or I steal my spaceship back

[linzthesekolian]

it’s so nice that Kim Kardashian decided to let Biden be president for the next four years good for her

[ice-block]

The galactic federation agent in charge of earth checking in a year later and realizing that the space flu they had when they visited last accidentally caused a pandemic:

[realifezompire]

we brought this on ourselves by joking that aliens would be next for 2020

please take me away I don’t want to live on this planet anymore

[bulbiedorf]

[linzthesekolian]

[ask-the-great-gatsby]

I dont even know what this means

[mimis-memes-meme]

When Aliens fly by Earth you know they’re like

[linzthesekolian]

let me tell you, I can’t believe I broke out of area 51 just for 2020 to happen like what was that?

[xx-saccharetch-xx]

Person: *sneezes*

Aliens, probably: what the fuck was that

[silver5906]

Interesting...

11|09|2020

[art-the-f-up]

I know. but what if??

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[linzthesekolian]

lol imagine living in a world where whenever it rained you didn’t have to run inside and avoid it as to not get melted by the acid

haha what a world

[zayphora]

anyway

[linzthesekolian]

[phanniephobic]

leaving area 51 like

[linzthesekolian]

[wisdomw0nderer]

I'm rewatching x-files

1990's: Government denies knowledge or existence of Aliens to protect citizens from danger and creates area 51

2019: Navy confirms alien existence. Citizens looking to raid area 51 for a good time 😎

[linzthesekolian]