soft

fall is coming woo

[i-am-avacado]

Not to be dramatic but John Mulaney saying “every time I walk down the street, I need everyone, all the time, to like me so much–its exhausting” is quite literally my biography and I’m shocked he knows so much about me

[mulaneysbutt]

One time I was at the dinner table when I was like 6, cause I had to be…

[batalon]

honestly michael b jordan singlehandedly redefined the art hoe look in this sole scene of black panther

an icon! a game-changer! everyone else step tf up!

[ohwolae]

i think the credit should also go to Black Panther’s costume designer Ruth B. Carter! let’s celebrate the black women that create all the things we love and enjoy.

[batalon]

you are absolutely 100% correct and this is the only comment i’m accepting on this post from now on

[angell-voices]

2 YEARS. I’ve been working on this for nearly 2 y e a r s!!! I think I stopped caring halfway through but out of stubbornness I kept going and I’m sooo proud of how this turned out. ( and yes I’m going to post this on all my social media because you work on something for two years and not want to share it) 🥀

[old-friends-fan-page]

[old-friends-fan-page]

[lnyourbasement]

i love facts.

[brokenheartedcubscout]

[djokovicnovak-deactivated201809]

bold of fox to assume i care a single jot for anything else they produce

[zaksaidso-deactivated20210503]

SCREAMING

[alanmorlock]

[gevion-deactivated20180225]

do you love the colour of the sky

[misslorable]

delete this

[free-rice17]

Good point

[brown-hearts]

I was waiting for Howie Mandel to come up.

[childhoodruiner]

[passinnotesinsecrecy]

this is my favourite poem ever

[sadellite]

MY BOYFRIEND DOESNT GET THE JOKE

[deitydoq]

Love, Simon (2018) perfectly displays the difference between a manipulative public proposal and a sweet grand romantic gesture in the best way possible. Martin, when trying to ask a girl out, publicly humiliates her by pressuring her to say yes to him in front of a huge crowd of people and putting her in the spotlight, making her visibly uncomfortable. When Simon makes the gesture to Blue, it gives “Blue” the opportunity to back out and not show his face, therefore making Simon the only subject of ridicule if the situation goes wrong, showing his dedication and his love for Blue in that he is willing to undergo EVEN MORE humiliation to find him. This, among other parts of the movie, clearly outlines the fact that homosexual people have perfected romance to a degree that straight people have not found. In this essay I will -

[gaysbashback]

op where’s the rest of it

[ugh2-0-deactivated20180606]

the straights kidnapped him because he was onto their secrets

[deitydoq]

I’m still here bitch the straights can’t silence me

[ugh2-0-deactivated20180606]

then finish your essay, or you fail this class

[showerthoughtsofficial]

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

[atlastheninth]

5 times you didn’t die and one time you did

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

[doritosandavocados]

PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.

[sparkitors]

Classic lit + Onion-style headlines = the mashup you never knew you always wanted. Click here to see all 14!

brought to you by our resident genius, @roonil-freakin-wazlib

[cobblibrary-deactivated20240715]

I love this so much

[hakuteeth]

jennifer garner … the mom i always wanted.. telling simon to exhale and thus telling all the gays its okay and they can exhale too 

[hakuteeth]

Jennifer Garner…… really saved the gays 

[thebootydiaries]

*black people with guns*

white people: criminal thugs!!!!!!

*arab people with guns*

white people: terrorists!!!!!!!

*white people with guns*

white people: well you know, that's our second amendment right. so...