Not all who wander are lost

22 England

[small-lizard]

that thing cats do when they cant decide if they want in or out

[guerrillatech]

"Hey so it turns out that the people of earth accidentally did a global experiment to see if every individual could course correct climate change through mass personal change of habits, and it turns out, no! We can't! It was massive corporate activity all along!"

[garbage-empress]

so shocked the fucking anarchocapitalist is jumping in to white knight for trillion dollar industries. shocked.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[occidentaltourist]

Same energy

[funkyliloboist]

The amount of privilege in this photo has embarrassed me to the point that I simply do not want to be a human being anymore.

[e-v-roslyn]

Oh my fucking God learn to cut your own hair you entitled pricks.

“massage is essential” Not during a fucking pandemic, Karen.

[kenro199x]

This seems like a good time to share this.

[severalowls]

“Let us get our teeth cleaned” what are you, a horse? You’ve got a toothbrush at home yeah? Please?

[dreams-in-daylight]

[seldnei]

Note that not a one of these people has a sign that says “LET ME CUT SOMEONE’S HAIR” or “I NEED TO RENT OUT GOLF CARTS” or “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ALL I WANT TO DO IS SCOOP ICE CREAM FOR PEOPLE.”

None of these people are demanding *their own* right to work. That’s telling.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wellthatsjustamess]

[quantim]

[ghouloriented]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

I wish I was sitting in a garden w someone I love

[yawndaime]

the animals when they get crossed or whatever i don’t know i never played the game

[hyrude]

why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell

[drinkingisgoodforyou]

What’s that? You’ve used Taunt on me so I can only use offensive moves? Jokes on you, fool! I only have offensive moves!

[pokemonblack2white2nintndods2k12]

just wanted to tell you guys something

whenever you think “thats too big to be sea bass”…

its not too big

it is a sea bass

[moistmailman]

Zelda, watching Link’s adventure and seeing him painfully tumble down a large rocky mountain while simultaneously eating 7 full meals on the way down just in order to survive the fall:

[goldcrescent]

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

[chemicalkin]

I’m not over this review of a self groomer for a three legged cat. Look at him. He hasn’t been able scratch his left side by himself since he lost his leg but now he can and he is living life the fullest. That is the face of a cat who has finally scratched an itch.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

“The product is for Floyd, not me, and he is happy so five stars”

[teamcoco]

[spaceagecrystals-deactivated201]

This is my fave Noel fielding story ever in the world

[trynsave]

[1h7v9k6l6]

[petr1kov]

can’t stop thinking about how the change for alucard’s character design between castlevania iii and castlevania symphony of the night was so dramatic that pretty much everyone forgot how he looked before and pretends this is how he has always been. what can i say except thank you for your service, miss ayami kojima

[petr1kov]

she took one look at this swagless sleazy car salesman looking half-vampire, went ‘throw the whole thing away’ and replaced all of him with the most iconic bishonen and princely design she could muster, this absolute hero. she elevated alucard from bbc dracula status to legendary regal twink status and she did it for us

[willabee]

she’s trapped

[egberts]

a prison of her own making