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all the “peer pressure is bad” education we give kids is practically useless because all it cares about is telling them that Drugs Are Evil rather than the much more useful lesson of ‘the person who responds to you saying you don’t drink by telling you they’ll find a way to get you to is also going to be shitty about all your other boundaries’.
god forbid you teach kids that their consent should be respected rather than about the inherent immorality of all the sinful actions of their peers
just throwing this out there
month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in
yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second
many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third
Random but Avatar has been on my feed lately, and something I can appreciate about the series is that the Avatar Cycle is completely reincarnation based with no hereditary factors
What I mean by that is that as a result, the Avatar is never under pressure to have children due to that status. They can be gay, ace, or just otherwise not have biological children, and it wouldn’t matter because the Avatar Cycle will continue anyways. And their children don’t inherit any of their Avatar-ness either, they’re just normal Benders. So the Avatar is free to love whoever they want and have children entirely by choice
I mean, that’s probably not always true, as they can be born into cultures with certain expectations or people have superstitions about the bloodlines of Avatars. But at least it’s not something rooted in the actual fact of the Avatar Cycle, they’re allowed to do whatever they want in this regard
Project Hail Mary // Incorrect quotes 2/?
I just need to confirm though, would you be for translives as well, and be loud about it?
Shen Yuan could not be said to be a villainfucker. He didn't like villains in the way villainfuckers did. He liked them the way normal people did, by coming up with increasingly elaborate revenge fantasies to enact on their soon-to-be-corpses. Luo Binghe was the exception. The main character of Proud Immortal Cultivator Way was pretty meh as far as protagonists went. Shen Jiu was just as shallow and petty as every other cultivation power fantasy hero—hardly worth writing home about. He started small and got powerful, yipee. Welcome to every cultivation progression story on Zhongdian Literature. But Luo Binghe. Luo Binghe was why Shen Yuan kept reading. ● Disciple Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Shizun Luo Binghe, Alternate Universe – Role Reversal, Luo Binghe is a Combination of Bingge and Bingmei, Pre-Relationship, (they're both down bad but sy is unaware of this lol), Simp Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Simp Luo Binghe, Immortal Alliance Conference, Canon Divergence – Luo Binghe and Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Both Fall into the Endless Abyss ● Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
so hard to get information on whoever you're stuck with when their god keeps using a strange dialect </3
[ID: Scum Villain sketch set in The Wick Remains AU (Shen Yuan and Yue Qingyuan body-share). Yue Qingyuan is recovering in Qian Cao and listens to the System provide a basic run down on User002: "23 yrs in Beijing, Professional Hater, Prolific Redditor" where, upon bemusedly asking what a 'redditor' is, he is given no answer and simply sighs, "No, of course not. How silly of me." End ID.]
been thinking about sy!sqq and nyy
The people have spoken ! Sha Hualing get two (2) ✌️girlfriends and she brings them at meetings ! With and without the meeting table cuz i couldn't choose oops
Follow-up of that post heehee~
A new demon war is starting...
What if, after the conference and the reforging of Zheng Yang and the making of the sword mound, Shen Qingqiu gets drunk? I mean, super drunk. Stumbling around drunk. Needs help getting home drunk. And since Binghe isn't around, it falls, naturally, to Ning Yingying to assist.
As she supports her shizun's drunk self back up to the bamboo house, Yingying can't help but worry. Her Shizun has never gotten drunk like this before; and though he isn't saying much, his usually stoic face is twisting in unusually open displays of emotion. It was...unsettling.
But it was also an opportunity.
"Shizun," Yingying starts quietly. "Shizun, lately..."
"Mm?" Shen Qingqiu turns his head to look at her. At the same time he stumbles, and Yingying has to quickly correct his balance. "Ah, careful, careful!"
Yingying feels the urge to smile. Her silly Shizun...
She smothers it.
"Yingying wonders if Shizun will do her a favor?"
The words take a visible moment to register. When they do, Yingying feels warmed that her Shizun’s first response was worry.
"Is Yingying in trouble? Is someone daring to trouble my disciple?"
Yingying nods, mustering up all her daring. "Shizun has been, yes."
She watches his face closely, waiting only long enough for his face to twist in confusion before barreling forward. "Shizun has been grieving- no, Shizun, don't deny it. I have seen it. More than that, though, Shizun has been withdrawn and will not confide in even this Yingying. What is wrong, Shizun?"
Her shizun tries to deflect, but Yingying expected that. In a way she couldn't have when her Shizun was sober, she maneuvers him into a verbal corner, waits for him to make a mistake, then stikes.
"Shizun, what happened at the conference?"
It was strange to see Shen Qingqiu so open with his emotions. She almost didn't recognize the shapes his brows took or the curve of his mouth like this.
Almost.
"....Shizun looks so miserable. Was it really that bad?"
".......worse than you could imagine," he pauses, glances to the side. Something flicks through his eyes- Surprise? Outrage? Exasperation??- before focusing back on her. ".....if you truly wish to know, then it's best we speak elsewhere."
Yingying gets the hint. They continue to the bamboo house.
Once she's settled Shizun in on a seat, she takes the seat across, not daring to make tea lest Shizun changes his mind.
"Shizun, what happened?"
He purses his lips. "Yingting must promise to speak of this with no one-...."
-and for the next half-hour Yingying hears of the conference from her Shizun's perspective. The chaos, the fighting, and also- also-
Oh, A-Luo...he must have been so scared.
Shizun seems to agree. There's this far off look in his eyes as he explains how A-Luo begged and pleaded. He spares no detail of the confrontation, telling Yingying exactly what he did. What he said. Giving himself no excuses to hide behind as his eyes mist and stare somewhere past her head.
Yingying doesn't need to hear his reasoning. She can guess why he did what he did. However, she still asks him anyway. She just...needed to know for sure.
"They would have killed him, Yingying. A Heavenly Demon, discovered at the sight of an invasion in progress?" He shakes his head. "There is nothing so hated amongst the four cultivation clans as one with his blood. The Abyss is hell, but atleast he would live and come out of it stronger. Death is not something so easily beaten."
"I only regret," He continues. "That I said such terrible things to him before pushing him in." He deflated, hunching in on himself. "Undoubtedly, Binghe hates this master now; and while I know I deserve it, it is a hard pill to swallow."
Yingying blinks, silently reeling. She's barely processed any of that before she's blurting out, "Then why say it at all? Shizun is not usually one to say what he doesn't mean."
"This Master panicked. Binghe has always been so sticky. He needed a way to cut ties, otherwise..."
Oh. Otherwise A-Luo would just come right back.
Yingying understands now. Shizun...really had tried his best for A-Luo, hadn't he?
That said, "Shizun must know that A-Luo could never hate him."
Resignation lined his entire body. "You more than anyone must know that Binghe, while a sweet child, gives back exactly what is given to him." Which...yes, that is true. But still-! "If he returns, it will be to return the harm I've done to him ten times over." Shizun sighs, "But that's alright. This Master will accept whatever he plans to do with me."
She can see that, in this, Shizun is resolute.
Except...
Except.
Does it really have to be like this? When her shidi returns, will she really have to watch the two people she loves suffer and fight?
No. "Shizun should find a way to save A-Luo."
Shen Qingqiu watches her with confused eyes, but she is sure. Determined. It...almost seems to fill him with a new light.
"Remind me of this conversation tomorrow."
A month later, they have a plan, and it's simple: Shizun will find an item or spell that will allow he and Binghe to switch bodies. While Yingying is helping A-Luo readjust to the human realm and hiding that he's taken over Shen Qingqiu's body, Shizun will navigate A-Luo's safely out of the Abyss and return it to Binghe as soon as possible! This way, all debts are paid, and A-Luo won't be left to stew in suffering in a pit designed specifically just for that!
(And while Shizun is gone, Yingying can secretly dissolve the entire misunderstanding! A win-win!)
Yes, a simple, foolproof plan. Nothing could possibly go wrong!
System: (+^ + "I sense an opportunity."
More fanarts for "Dance in the Dusk" by @sareyen!!!!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64877248/chapters/166749796 I just read the new chapter and it gave me brain bugs about this master and disciple pair again. It's a fic of Shen Yuan as Shen Jiu's demonic cultivator shizun Wu Yanzi btw. PLEASE GO READ IT. IT IS SO GOOD.
ah any disciple thrown at SY is going to end up with some kind of weird shizun complex aren't they. LBH dodged the bullet just for SJ to take it like a train in this fic.
This is why I have TikTok
*whispers* holy shit people are amazing.
*whispers* holy shit. he’s done it again.
*yells* THIS IS THAT TIME HE DID IT WITH POTTERY AND IT FUCKING RULED.
Will genuinely never stop thinking about the interview where they asked Chris hemsworth mark ruffalo and Halle berry to guess the names of the couple in heated rivalry. And they were like. What’s heated rivalry. And the interviewer explained it to them and one of them went. “closeted hockey players…..? They can’t tell people they play hockey…………….?” Important to remember this exists in the world. #exiting my echo chamber
#wait was this interview where chris hemsworth guessed their names were sam and dean fufjskakfjfjaj
they were asked to guess the names of the lead characters and chris hemsworth wrote this fhdjdjdjf
