Smudged Lipstick @lipstickyourway - Tumblr Blog

You wish this moment could last forever.

matineaux-deactivated20260222

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

a-list-of-moods

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer.

clatterbane

contradictory-yet-useful

Though rock auras are rare, rock magic is common. The most common form of rock magic is Concussion.

celluzu

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

ouroborosorder

executive dysfunction tips! It gets easier to do a task if you dress appropriately first!! It’s much easier to get started once you’re wearing the right clothes for the headspace. For example if you need to clean your room, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to make dinner, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to accept visitors, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to poison the tea that will be served to your mistress’ esteemed guests in an effort to ensure her suitors never take your mistress’ hand from you, try putting on a-

doubleca5t

He's saying what we've all been thinking

doubleca5t

For reference, OP's "Hear Me Out" is on the left and the commentor's is on the right

doubleca5t

Thank you for your service 🫡🫡🫡

weepingwidar

Fabian Cháirez (Mexican, 1987) - La Bruja (The Witch) (2022)

#Mermaids #Never seen anything this amazing

Hi! I was wondering if you're Moonrose001 on AO3, because if so, you made a typo in your profile regarding your Tumblr address and nobody can find you :( If you're not, just ignore me, it's stupid fandom things 😁

Oh thank you sweetie. My writer Tumblr has the same username as my AO3, but because I linked it before I made the writer Tumblr? Where did you notice this mistake? Either way, thank you for letting me know 🥰

loish

I was in a phase of drawing marble statues, which eventually led to the creation of this painting. Don’t ask me what those blobs are. Pringles? Beans? Lava lamp wax? I have no idea 😤

cannibalchicken

theradioghost

I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.

AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE

theradioghost

for those of you who were not here last year: this deer is the most obnoxious, unnatural red-orange color I’ve ever seen, only appears when it’s raining, and once chased me a quarter mile through the woods. her name is Hot Cheeto Hatred and she is my nemesis