parsnip city

allie | they/she/any

[babynapa]

hourlies

[babynapa]

ive been on both since 👍

[nutmargaret]

"Dunk"

[wizardpostsdotorg]

you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[infectiouspiss]

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

[infectiouspiss]

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

[infectiouspiss]

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

[greatestlittlegiant]

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

[greatestlittlegiant]

song of the summer!!

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

[dogpuppy]

[televisionenjoyer]

EVERYONE GET MORE FEMINIST NOW

[televisionenjoyer]

EVERYONE GET FEMINIST NOW 😭😭

[boucicaut]

[crawfishcomic]

Research

[oliviawhen]

Happy Independent Bookstores Day!! If you're buying a book, shop small and local. Put money back into your community and enjoy the important work bookstores (and bookstore cats) do everyday.

[papayajuan2019]

what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades

[vivalasigh]

Yoshitomo Nara, 2021