Lisa Pineapple

LEON, LISTEN TO ME! THEY WILL NEVER STOP MAKING POP TARTS! - Roseanne

[lisapineapple]

Halloween is nigh

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I really have questions here.

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Shapeshifter didn't feel like uncatting to make the drink.

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I have fewer questions.

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We have some really cool people thinking of us Work From Home employees. Thanks, OPP.

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Well at least we have cooler weather now. If I had to turn the AC off during July, I would have collapsed.

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A gift from the company. Yay me!

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I developed a blister trying to cut cabbage with a really dull knife.

LP

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Got a new bed. Yay me! I need good night story.

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Current time 1 PM, 90 degrees.

Nice.

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Autum starts in 2 weeks!

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Real talk.

I AM WIRED! Too much coffee at 9:30 PM.

Today was Upgrade My House Day. I had truck loads of junk to get rid of. Since I don’t use my MC textbooks anymore, I wanted to see if I could sell them on Ebay. I quickly changed my mind when I realized they were already 10 + years old. Eesh... I am old. Most of my clothes didn’t fit me anymore, and my kitchen accessories were falling apart. It feels good now that everything has been replaced and is functioning correctly. I miss my hand-me-downs, but it was time. I did a little fancy feng shui with my furniture, too. BTW, when I move into my future house, those things are going in the trash too. I need to make my place look like a 33-year-old’s humble abode. I’m not 18 anymore.

Gotta go now. I feel a sugar crash coming, and my sister is calling. Zzzzzzzzz...

LP

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Bought my own coffee maker. Ready for the fall!

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Mental Health is Wealth (x)

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BRO!!!

He’s gotta be from California or New York. You can ask to defund YOUR police, but take care of your people. A huge group of Californians are moving to TX because we have the right to bear arms. We’re fine. Stay where you are and continue to vote for chaos.

[lisapineapple]

I had to screen capture this letter from Johnny Cash to his wife, June. Sigh... 🥰

LP

[lisapineapple]

Bonsoir TLM!

Attached is a picture of my toilet paper stash I’ve maintained over the last two years-ish. I’m a couponer, so this isn’t a recent pandemic TP stash. My mom’s old sponsor (who we called Grandmother) lived during the depression, so she taught us how to carefully buy and stock things “just in case”. We thought it was ridiculous, but something told me to start saving up on bathroom products. No, I don’t have some sort of stellar intuition about future disasters or pandemics of any sort. I was actually planning on going to the Tennessee cabins a few times this year, and there was no way in hell I was going to buy anything for the place in that same town. It’s a tourist trap, and I refuse to play that game. I’m glad I did it because we are using everything I saved. Way to go Lisa!

It’s been awhile since I’ve gone on a big grocery run. As much as I don’t want to go out, I have to refill my stock before everything goes up again. The prices of paper towels and cleaning products doubled last week. We do not have a lot of money, so I am trying to shop on certain discount days and put the cashier to work with my coupon clippings.

Stay safe, everyone. Whether or not you believe this virus spread is real, please believe that these price inflations are serious and not many of us are working. This too shall pass, so let’s hang in there.

Love and paper towels,

LP

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A teacher from Wisconsin.

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