max and jackie make lists

[listinthings]

kitchen implements i am fucking done with

melon baller

microplane

"smoke gun" (some shit i saw on food network)

non-Magic Bullet blenders

fire extinguisher

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currently unused subreddits

/r/crips

/r/bloods

/r/ether

/r/extracheesepizzas

/r/sunsetflips

/r/oldradioshows

[flightcub]

kinds of posts that people don't like

list posts

posts with titles

[listinthings]

what's in the box?

- hope - milk - the Crown Jewels - conventional thinking

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"coolest" drugs to do in college, according to polls

adderall

marijuana

whip its

acid

battery acid

acid rain

november rain

purple rain

the drug formerly known as prince

crazy taxi

[listinthings]

people Gucci Mane has had sex with

nicki minaj

cassie

lisa "left eye" lopes

aaliyah

cam'ron

bettie page

imelda marcos

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fictional characters i identify the most with

uatu the watcher

any samurai

batman probably

the gay teletubby

sunny bridges, andre 3000's character from his animated show class of 3000

judas

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top actors to play asian roles in hollywood

ben kingsley

kevin spacey

"the slumdog millionaire"

jackie chan

mickey rooney

keanu reeves

"someone from outsourced"

[listinthings]

things you can slay

dragons

vampires

that guitar solo, bro

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ang lee's filmography

drama dealing with an older generation dealing with change

comedy about a gay man marrying a woman to get her a green card

critically successful dramedy about the struggles of a modern confucian family in between generations

adaptation of Sense and Sensibility

criterion collected drama about yuppies in new england

western

wuxia flick

a short film promoting BMWs

The Shitty Hulk

gay cowboys

famously sexual thriller

sad movie about woodstock

adaptation of Life of Pi

[listinthings]

simple ways to indicate your sexual orientation

explanatory tattoos

wearable neon signage

a well trained parrot who can say "GAY" on demand

certain shoes

constantly be holding pornography

[listinthings]

unique elements of the human experience

existential guilt

dj khaled

puppets

sparkling water

ennui

burger time the video game

self-serve frozen yogurt places

complaining about the g-train

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surprising benefits from smoking

constant knowledge of which way the wind is blowing

coffee tastes better

more breaks from work

excuse to leave any room ever

give a man a cigarette and he will be your friend for life

help out your stoner friends by having a lighter on you

become a regular at every convenience store within a mile radius of your home and place of business

solidarity

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reasons to see pacific rim

robots

godzilla's bros

idris elba

guillermo del toro

probably awesome while high

who are we kidding, totally awesome while high

if enough of you see the movie now we get advertising money. brought to you by Pacific Rim and Warner Bros. Pictures

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former members of g-unit

the game

the most dangerous game

the slightly less dangerous but still quite dangerous game

young buck

older buck

tim buck 2

tony froyo

dollar coin

tyra banks

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improvised weaponry

your shoes

tables, if you have the strength

bars of gold

safety razor (extreme luck required)

moisturizer in the eyes

throw your fucking body

[youngstero]

five iconic videogame characters who should be in super smash bros.

rouge the bat from sonic

the strawberry banana split molten cake sunday from sonic

the 2013 chevrolet sonic

thurston moore, guitarist for sonic youth

a fighter aircraft that can go supersonic speed