Consciousness in Abundance

I’m just a silly little guy

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[freakoutgirl]

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

[skidmark4-deactivated20251026]

i get high & start actn like joe biden

[delirious--mistakes]

[tothechaos]

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

[kosmogrl]

[chaserba2t]

do any girls want to play hanging out and smoking weed in our underwear

[thesunn1estangel]

“i asked chat gbt” “i asked grok” well i asked philomena cunk n she said its the 36 year anniversary of the release of belgian techno anthem pump up the jam

[financepigdotnet]

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

[damazcuz]

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

[astroportals]

I ❤️ MY PUBLIC LIBRARY

[lakevida]

opens my wallet and a very large and expensive looking moth flies out of it

[fujoshiwarrior]

it's kind of fucked up that pig is an insult considering that the pig is a humble and virtuous beast

[yuriwinged]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[narcissistcookbook]

fun fact: you don't need to be dead to haunt someone. you can literally go round to their house and do all the stuff a ghost would do right now

[itsc]

ai can’t deliver a painting to you with cat hair stuck in the paint strokes. but i can. and i will, every time. you don’t even have to ask.

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[zinesbycee]

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen