shit palace

"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style." ~ Quentin Crisp

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[theambassadorposts]

facts

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

doctor on a television show performing a life or death surgery: alexa this is so sad play how to save a life by the fray 

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[enamorxte]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way girls and boys can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

[jehovahhthickness]

Got more stripes than a zebra and tiger combined.

[magicviolet99]

On my stomach and hips!

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[maxmakes]

I am SUCH a sucker for the ‘grisly, damaged adult man who has to suddenly care for and protect an abandoned child and it’s NOT creepy’ trope. like give me more reluctant makeshift dads pleaze

[geniusoflove]

Anyone wanna get in an argument with me

[mayaziska-deactivated20210921]

ok cream cheese isn’t that good

[geniusoflove]

I was kidding but you know what fuck you for real

[aquariushawty]

when i figure out how to die without hurting my mom’s feelings it’s over for me, bitches

[feistiest]

the fact that stars exist and we can look at them every single night for free just makes me go !!!!!!!!!!!!

[soysauceb0y]

*cums* *begins to think rationally*

[ultrafacts]

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[skellydun]

anytime my friends do anything:

[thatsthat24]

#ShoutoutSunday goes to Allison Fitzgerald, Allison Kraus, Allison Boyd, Allison Matarrese, Allison Durham, & every “Al(l)(i/y)son” ever!!🎵