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the thing about batjokes that is SO compelling to me is that batman was the one that chased not-yet-joker into acid. that’s the only thing #myjoker can remember from Before. no joker origin story ever vibes with me as well as “batman is the only thing joker can remember”. everything is about batman except batman who is the sole embodiment of the past and the future at the same time

dontlookatche2

oh right this one this one is normal

zweetpea

Really funny Fanfic idea

Bruce Wayne get's called in by the bat signal but instead of crime Gordon just hands him a phone.

On the other end is the Gotham city emergency room.

Apparently Batman is (after Harley) Joker's emergency contact. And they had to track down Gordon's number just to get in contact with the Bat.

para-psychopathology

ok the social media thing of venerating patrick bateman as some idealized sigma male wall street businessman or whatever is alr ridiculous on its face, but actually reading the book makes it like 10x funnier bc of how genuinely pathetic bateman is in the narration. he literally starts shaking and crying after every social blunder. he has an anxiety attack bc the video rental store has too many options and he doesn't know what to pick

#can u guys figure out what my new obsession is

allagashed

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

local-twat

“You are the window to my wall. The sweat that drips down my balls. Make all these bitches crawl, and we will let you out.”

inspired by my daily dose of crunk music

innerchildabortionclinic

if you're running out of ideas for your blog, eat a postberry

the first time i got horny is when i was looking through my illustrated bible and saw Jesus hanging on the cross all sweaty and shit

#literallybatmanfrfr posting #sillyposting #silly #crazy #jesus #uh

bugd0g

wanted this to be a drawing, did a bit more

wiewiurszef

Oh we knoa Mikey, we know :'(((

cubemanmileys

the coronation

stinkysleeveless

Pro Tip:

Start playing GTA V at 9:35pm (+23 seconds). Play it at World Record pace and don’t skip the Scouting the Port cutscene. Then the first thing you’ll see in 2026 will be Trevor’s crusty cheeks!

Happy New Year! 🥳🍑