Cardinal-BJ

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[cardinal-bluejay]

Hello all!

18+ blog, rarely some NSFW art, kinda semi spam until I make my art blog, not SFW don’t come at me if you open this at work.

@broken-bottles-of-jack (JSCHLATT RP) check it out

[cardinal-bluejay]

Some weirdo fan behavior having taylorswiftie just tried to contact me on their second acc after I blocked them (mind you they have anti-endos dni on their profile…. Dni goes both ways but you’re too slow to understand that)to say “someone’s triggered” while THEYRE SCARED OF NEOPRONOUNS 😭😭😭😭 this is unprecedented levels of chronically online mental degradation…. Go do your algebra homework kiddo your mom’s worried about your F grades…

[cardinal-bluejay]

RP request!

Hi! I'm Westley, I'm 19 (20 soon), looking for a roleplay partner to do a Canon x OC double up roleplay. I write 3-5 paragraphs, and I reply at least 5 times a day, usually up to 30 if my partner matches my speed [ Fandoms I'm particularly into. ]

Overwatch

DSMP/QSMP

Invincible

Minecraft

Call of duty (new MW reboots)

Stardew valley

JJBA

[ Characters I play confidently ]

COD:

Ghost, Graves, Soap

Overwatch:

Reaper, Doomfist, Widow, Tracer, Solider, Sigma, Cassidy, Hanzo, Mercy, Mauga, Junkratt

DSMP:

C!Schlatt, C!Dream, C!Quackity, C!Philza, C!Techno

QSMP:

Q!Schlatt, Q!Quackity, Q!Katie B

Invincible:

Mark, Conquest, Nolan, Eve, Debbie, Cecil, Donald

SDV:

Harvey

JJBA:

Joseph (young and old), Dio (SDC), Jotaro (DIU), Polnaref (SDC), Avdol (SDC)

[ BOUNDARIES ]

I don't roleplay as minors or with minors, DO NOT contact me if your character/oc is -18, or you yourself are under 18.

Nothing sexual (I am more than willing to roleplay romantic interactions for you! I am married so I am not interested in sexual or nsfw roleplays)

I only roleplay on discord! please dm me for my discord :)

I DO NOT SUPPORT ANY OF THE DSMP CREATORS WHO HAVE BEEN PROVEN GUILTY/PROBLEMATIC

[izu]

i'm basically alone on this one but i don't careeeeeeeeeeeeee i don't care

[cardinal-bluejay]

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS OH MY GOD

[icantspellthings]

People in the Omegaverse are probably writing Betaverse fanfiction where there is no A/B/O dynamics and everyone just falls in love with eachother's personality instead of pheromones and hormones controlling their desires.

[lavampiremerveilleuse]

How can a post be so brilliant in both content and presentation?

[cardinal-bluejay]

I’d never identify as an endo, that would make people think I’m an unwashed nasty slug of a human.

[mischiefmeemer]

hes so pretty i wanna kiss him so bad

[mischiefmeemer]

hes so pretty i wanna kiss him so bad

[ghoserdude]

Mr. Fragranceman

[willgrahamscock]

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

[part-time-zombie]

Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

[someones-here-for-sure]

Oh and wouldn’t it be nice for cartoons? Just anything animated. I just wanna stream things without getting conned. Must I be cartoonless forever?

[tinypaperwindmill]

i like using streaming apps but there are waaaay too many and they're all stealing my data .i wish there was a secure and organized way to have millions of shows and movies available one one app. but alas. we've truly gone full circle back to cable + now it spies on you. its a real shame. i dont want to fill my device storage with tons of boring and stupid cash grabs.

[sapphic-design-is-my-passion]

These kink posts just keep getting more and more esoteric

[ivanhoe1820]

Come back to this

[cardinal-bluejay]

If I see another endo crying about being anti endo is abelist. I will personally doxx you.

It’s not abelist to say you guys pretending to have an extreme trauma disorder is fucking disgusting and absurd.

It’s not punk to hate minorities. Also not punk to alienate and make fun of other groups. Meaning. You don’t get to pretend to have a trauma based disorder caused by (usually) sexual abuse.

Edit/ removed an immature comment I wrote.

[cardinal-bluejay]

This still stands for me btw. (No I’m not going to ACTUALLY dox you you’re fine, you’ll live, you don’t have ‘phatom trauma’ abt doxxing stop sniveling, and stop getting your unwashed panties in a twist you whiny cunts.)

[lov3-marks]

Wake up C Schlatt fans, he’s here.

[cardinal-bluejay]

Check out this go fund me please!!

https://gofund.me/443f203c

[cardinal-bluejay]

Check out this go fund me please!!

https://gofund.me/443f203c

[omgsds]

I want to get on VGen!! i need 5 unique comments and 100 likes :))

http://vgen.co/viahrts

[rainyarbitertheorist]

Friendly reminder that second hand and custom wheelchairs are in fact a limited resource, second hand pretty much any mobility aid are limited resources. If you buy up used wheelchairs, mobility scooters, walkers and whatever else for your game of play pretend you are taking them from actual real life disabled people who need them to live and can't afford a brand new one.

People DIE waiting for custom wheelchairs because the waiting lists are so long, if you take up a spot for your disability cosplay that's more time for someone who is bedridden to develop pressure sores, more time for someone in an unsuitable chair to suffer permanent damage or die from complications, more time for real wheelchair users to be stuck unable to live their lives when you're perfectly capable of living without it. You are not the center of the universe, real actual disabled people exist and can be affected by your actions.

[dyspunktional-leviathan]

Nice "if you can walk you don't need a wheelchair", asshole. If I am ever finally able to afford a used powerchair that I've needed medically for at least almost three years now, will I also by your logic be taking the resources from those whose QoL will be affected more than mine? Should every ambulatory disability aid user give their aid away to Those Who Need It More?

[cardinal-bluejay]

Something something waffles and pancakes…. Big whole nothing burger ‘got ya’ wanna be….

[sigmactivity]

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

[sigmactivity]

When I was in Norway at the Gojira show a guy in the pit grabbed me & said “open your mouth”

And I did

He suspected (correctly) that I was dehydrated & was judging by the color of my tongue

But I fully heard “open your mouth” & thought “wow this stranger is going to spit in my mouth”

And then, naturally, I thought “well let’s see where he’s going with this”

[cardinal-bluejay]