Poet Things

Hating everything since 1986.

[anachronica-deactivated20140926]

if you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her maybe you should take a look at your hands

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

[kotten-not-cotton]

Thank you Michael Grant for understanding

[goneseriesblog]

Guys can we get this to 1500? 

[breezepleeze]

this man summed up everything i’ve been thinking for years

[meatball-seb]

I used to go to a school where the principal purposely made sure we were assigned more homework than normal so that we would be “learning” instead of “on the streets acting like hooligans”. And they wonder why that entire city is known for their drug addicted rich kids.

[dillygillythug]

[literarydrag]

On the other end of this, I just had this experience with a student I failed for plagiarism.

[the-gerogerigegege-deactivated2]

On the dad forum

"Pfft, you listen to Steely dan? Such posers; I only listen to trve Dad-rock like Weather Report"

"So tired of these fake Jazz Fusion moms"

[deathandmysticism]

Saturn resting under a fruit tree while holding a rope tied to Mercury’s foot, Manuductio Hermetico-Philosophica, 1739

[outfightingtigers-archive]

how to obtain your rights

sit down

let your oppressors constantly shit on you

lick your oppressors feet constantly

??????????

nothing happens you’re still the bottom rung but at least you oppressors pat your ass and say “you’re one of the good ones”

[randyliedtke]

Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.

[stillhereunfortunately]

but why

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

is this the softcore version of fuck the police

[gladtoseayou-deactivated2017122]

Jeff Jackson, a young Democratic NC State senator is the only senator in the general assembly today due to the snow.

[stut--ter]

This is fucking amazing.

[agony1-deactivated20151201]

you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a  draw four

[colinfirthhasmoved-blog]

#friendship has no place at the uno table

[90stvqueen]

#i swear uno doesn’t seem intense and then you play it #and it’s the most intense thing you have ever played

[mysharona1987]

The difference between white terrorists and others.

Source: https://twitter.com/MrPooni/status/565473588585959425

[memejacker-deactivated20150111]

[marxvx-deactivated20170329]

when people say that raising the minimum wage will hurt workers because of layoffs or inflation they’re really just admiting that capitalism is structurally unable to provide an adequate standard of living for the working class

[amajor7-deactivated20210823]

[ciaosalvadore]

Oh my gosh I didn’t even think about this

[50watts]

[nevver]

Les Maisons sont des visages, Jean Veber

[babygoatsandfriends]

[literarydrag]

anarcocaine

[spockothy]

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

[elevenswallows-deactivated20240]

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

[spockothy]

oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

[moriah-explains-it-all-blog]

I’ll wait for all the anti #blacklivesmatter people to start crying about how no one could get anywhere and how this discredits the sports team movement. Not gonna hold my breath because it won’t happen since it’s permissible to block traffic for sports teams but not to raise awareness to the fact that black people keep getting killed by those sworn to serve and protect.. but.. there’s that.