yeehaw

its me lz // liz, 29, she/her, big ol dyke // actively seeking nemeses inquire within

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[afterlifeoftheparty]

i love being a lesbian #ilovebeingalesbian #myawesomelesbianlife

[jesterlesbian]

All The Things She Said featuring Amber Glenn and Lena Lemon | Heated Rivalry

[alysmond]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | Season 3, Episode 3, "Toronto"

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[forlorngarden]

kind of crazy how they drop this bar like 20 minutes into the game. let me get up let me get uppp

[tlirsgender]

If You are trying to Date Men and feel like you're performing desirability for the least interesting person you've met in your life you should try lesbianism. They won't make you shave your bush

[imathers]

[earlvsunsets]

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[tomhoppusdelonge]

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

[clickrtraind]

can you lez the fuck in

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[termagax]

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

[spaceytingz]