The Littlest Sin Beast

There isn't much to tell you love, I'm kind of a monster. <3

[mrchandlerbings]

[wingmyweibeifong]

This scene changed my life

[think-feel-it-blog]

[astraldemise]

a stray cat showed up in my garden earlier and i named him todd howard as a joke but now i have to live with this because my stepfather just said “todd howard didnt eat the cat food i left out for him”

[astraldemise]

this is him

[hymnofvalefor]

op are there any updates on todd?

[astraldemise]

yes ! todd lives with us now and hes incredibly friendly and affectionate, here he is taking a nap on my bed

he also has a tendency to steal food, he slapped a slice of bread out of my hands and ran away to eat it recently

[castielstiel-deactivated2023020]

[lamalmalma1-deactivated20190323]

I love her so much 

[blackqueerblog]

“Pit bulls are bred to fight” 

 Yeah fightin back my tears

[gentlemanhoneyfarmer]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

[grxnk1d]

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

[charlieism]

killer: do you want to die?

character: yea? what kinda question-

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

“can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding” is the most concise and powerful dismissal of people who are “jokingly” racist and i can’t believe it’s from a They Might Be Giants song

[garbage-empress]

PSA

@pregnantseinfeld informed me that I was in a Buzzfeed article (with @creamynut and @bootyscientist2) a few months ago and had no idea.

Turns out that Buzzfeed just embeds Tumblr posts.

So if they take a post you’re in and say, embed it from your blog:

You can go back to the post and edit it to whatever you want and it will appear in the article like that. So you can do things like add “pay me royalties” 100 times

and upload 10 pictures of Waluigi in the T Pose

And ruin the article formatting.

[styna]

I was checking out at Walmart, and as I was reaching for my bags I said, “Happy Holidays!” And the cashier leaned in like she was sharing a secret and said “Merry Christmas.” So I smiled politely and said, “Blessed Yule!” And the look that spread across her face, you would have thought I’d literally stolen Christmas from her. If you’re going to make a point of wishing me a happy whatever-you-celebrate, I’m going to make a point of wishing you a happy whatever-I-celebrate, and if you think that’s wrong you should consider getting “hypocrite” tattooed across your forehead.

[childofearthandstarrysky]

It’s that time of year again

[styna]

A post I made has officially become an “it’s that time of year again” post and I would be lying if I said I wasn’t honored

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[whoredrigo]

@sodomymcscurvylegs

[betaleon]

[gunzonyatmblr]

Bruh this shit was amazing

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

GO BABY GO OMG

[thaunderground]

Poetry in motion

[datmos]

My jaw dropped

[viqueen]

HER NAME IS ANTARA AND SHE’S MEXICO’S GRAND CHAMPION AT THE VERTICAL WALL CLIMB LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS!! SHE KNOWS SHE’S A GOOD GIRL!!! 

[augieboogie-deactivated20171016]

[nicasiosilang]

the wags on the way down

[jhameia]

WHAT A GOOD DOG

[julebug123]

Utilizing a pitbull’s skill competitively without hurting the animal or other dogs???? I fux with it. 👍❤️

[kirklanddryersheet-deactivated2]

^ i was about to comment pretty much the same thing. there’s loads of fun dog sports that becoming more and more accessible for pure bred and pedigreed dogs as well as shelter dogs/mixed breeds. give your dog a job if you can and channel it’s instincts. they’ll be healthier physically and mentally. 

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

in my car at 4 am in nothing but my underwear, eating an entire bag of cherries i stole from walmart

[saveourbees]

what lorde song is this

[liberalsarecool]

Jemel Roberson, a real life hero, was murdered by police. For being black.

What command did he refuse? Why was deadly force needed? Why are police acting without any training?

[kingantlion-deactivated20231130]

Fucking remember his name. He’s the literal good guy with a gun you conservatives keep talking about and he was gunned down.

[leia-organa]

Ezra Miller photographed by Ryan Pfluger for Playboy Magazine.

[hogwartscastle]